Pricks
Alt- knobs.

Alt alt- wankers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:49, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

No probs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Get fucked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

What's your favourite number?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Anaesthetic.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

What's your best word?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

discombobulated

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Why do people like Michael McIntyre?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Because niggaz ent got no taste yo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

The gym has broken me
Owwww
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Oh yeah?
Well I have had enchiladas and corona.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Hmmmm
Quite jealous of your enchiladas. I'm making a bean chilli on Friday. Now I want it now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

So like normal chilli, but with just the shit bits?
I'm out.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Get fucked.
I cook an excellent veggie chilli.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Are you a vegetable?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

I thought there was something funny about you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

You're currently outnumbered in this thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)

AmaZing

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

I can take all you bean feasting hippies.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Who invited you?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)

You did. Over and over again cos you think I'm ace.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)

That was for hot sex, not hot chilli
And you were dreaming at the time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I saw someone that looked like you today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

you saw Lesley Joseph?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

More like an orange rick Waller with a beard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)

No, that WAS swipe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I thought as much.
Didn't say hello as I was with people and didn't want to be embarrassed by her.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Genetics, gingerism and spasticism broke you.
Not the gym.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I'm not you, baldy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

I ent bald or ginger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

If you were to grow a beard, what colour would it be?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Chestnut brown with copper highlights

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

No further questions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Ha, like they say in gritty legal dramas like The Bill and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Alright Swipey.
Thin yet?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)

That's a fucking joke.
She's shaped like a weeble.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

How come she fell over so easily then?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

The real Nakers wouldn't have picked this up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Arsenal done a goal
(RonSwanson, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

My ass just yawned.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

What the fuck is an arsenal?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

ball kickers
(RonSwanson, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

I work right by the emirates, so don't want to hear about that fanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)

We're missing a hilarious 'comedy' account btw.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Comedy? Ffs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I really don't get it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Plenty more fish in the sea, Do-Fro

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I think you are deliberately misconstruing my meaning for the purpose of a comedic jibe at my recent re-entry into single life.
Well done.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Isn't "entry" a little unfortunate here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

It is for me :'-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Keep microwaving those melons

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Hur hur hur.
You said 'melons'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Holy fucking shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)

So my best mate had this friend at uni whom I also got to know well
Really nice girl but a bit mental about the gym/food. Disappeared after uni, they lost touch

We found her online today. She's only turned into a bodybuilder.... Proper unbelievable muscles like a dude... And lesbian pornstar. Did NOT see that one coming. She was cock hungry when I knew her!!! Oh the shock of all these websites I'd never heard of. My iPad will never be the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Link a brother up dude

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)

That would not be fair!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

link a nigga up yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Don't badger her, she'll get cross.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)

That's alright, I can handle her angry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Her angry what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)

peppercorns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)

This thread is so poor some African nignogs sold their well to raise money for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Where did Lovejoy's thread go?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Auctioned off.

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

alright Fakers
I sense that there is an individual personality behind the pretending to be someone else, that would like to get out.
Why not tell us about the real you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Thanks for raising the game knob.
Maybe you could share your concerns for Hartley in another blubbering emotional outburst, or be all sad about your shit job.

Oh yeah, alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)

gay prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

There he is! The guy we know and love.
Well, I don't, im not one of your sycophants. I think you're alright though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I'm sound as a Euro me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

HH has disappeared.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Has anyone who actually knows him away from here heard anything?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

fuckin ell
Just seen an ex employee on the telly in 'Whitechapel'. She has well porked out. She's the one through whom I ended up selling marijuana to Brad Pitt in my 'made up lie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

More lies.
Where will it all end?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I expect I will end up crowned as some kind of king

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I think TH has already bagsied Norway
Where do you fancy?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Estonia

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)

It's yours

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I started watching that, but it seems this series is off to a shite start.
Just like everything else on ITV.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

the fat northern bird who just got kissed by the League of Gentlemen chap is my pal.
Ex pal actually. We fell out massively.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I'm watching Licence to Kill.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Good work. As was your wife's on a flight today - excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

It was the train.
Her flight was delayed by 2 hours so it's going to be around 3am before she lands in Kos.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

great. The northern Bond who cries.
Just as Fleming envisioned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I think it's a pretty underrated Bond film; I quite like it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

it's shit
His brother is a photographer who shot my firm's first catalogue, tedium fans
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I could wheel out my link between Licence to Kill and Live and Let Die again.
But I shan't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)

This ones shit. New thread

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)