aftershocks. I ent no pusseh

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

aftershock is bent
sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i fucking love red aftershock
with a diet coke chaser
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

must clash with your bonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

what, my SHINY MIDNIGHT DARK GLOSSY BONCE?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Unfortunately for you this isn't a case of "once you go black you never go back"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

i'm not even having it coloured until lunchtime!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Sambucca?
Come on then,big man. What's the shot of champions?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

shots are bent
sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Ok then, enjoy your fucking pint of Stout over there in the corner, with all the other bar flys.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i had this "discussion" with greggs hat every single time we went out
he would try and argue that a pint is the same amount of alcohol or more than a neat shot of raw vodka. and he'd try and use "maths" to prove it. vodka is clearly more hardcore than beer!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Coincidence?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

bloody kroney and his closed mind
he should be actively seeking out REAL explanations, not sweeping it under the "coincidence carpet" (£5 per sq ft at carpetright).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

pint's about twice as much alcohol as a shot of vodka.
3 times as much if you drink something around 5%.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Shots are a vulgar way of drinking.
Not bent, but rather uncouth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

They take the 'art' out of being a piss artist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Says the idiot that forced me to drink shots of brandy. I hate drinking spirits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

SHORTS of brandy, not shots.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

They looked more like trousers on Battered

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I agree.
After this weekend I have come to the conclusion that Im getting to old for it all!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Uncouth like that schnapps we had?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

and I get called bent...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

But the apple one is *twirls* FABULOUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)