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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It is Calf 2's 4th birthday today. I'm sitting in soft play with all the childminders at the moment. They are all munters
I have some rather nice olives to eat when I get back home
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

one of my favourite qotw stories:
Why, just WHY??
OK, this doesn't involve poo or nasty body squirtings, just a food stuff that was obviously copied from a picture.
I was in Northern Ireland and at university, so poor. This is the only reason why anyone would eat in the university cafe type place. They managed to suck out all the taste and texture of any food and produce a terrible grey mush. That wasn't the problem when I went in with my two pounds and spied a pizza.
It wasn't a big pizza, but it appeared to be well made. A slice of tomato that was still red, real cheese, two spears of asparragus (no really) and in the middle a black olive. I hadn't had an olive since leaving home, they weren't high on the shopping list (that was beer and fags) so I payed my money and went to enjoy my illicit middleclass olive eating pleasure.
It was a grape
A fucking GRAPE
I can only think that they once saw a picture of a pizza and thought in thier lard addled minds... "oooh that black thing there. It must be a grape, for there are no other black round foods".
I still feel the dissapointment...
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( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

because nobody wants to give them their own.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

there are millions of minging mothers.
and an annoying fucktonne of hot nannies in west london.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

so they have to be hot enough to tempt the father into an affair, and thus get bought off massively in return for their silence.
Or sutin.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

but fall on our faces in nike air max :(
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

They're all going to bite you at some point, might as well have something nice to look at in the meantime.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

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