Keith Floyd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you want to spend 24hrs as a rotten corpse in a coffin, underground?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

he's dead

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

make a change from sitting on his lap i suppose
Floyd Harris
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

isn't he dead too?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

oh wait, maybe that was rod hull
meh same thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

hes not called keith so thatd make a shit strikethrough
you're not really striving for excellence here are you?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

nah
it would be wasted on you lot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

dont let your baysh buddies hear you say that
you might not get a shot on the etch-a-sketch next time
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

they love me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

*wonders why*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2095556
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

BECAUSE I AM AWESOME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

They both spent the prime of their lives with their hand up a duck's arse.
If only we could all be so lucky.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

i cocked that up at reading today
we couldn't tell if the shit picture was a cat or a squirrel, so i told my little boy that maybe it was both, called a squat or a cirrel. he laughed.

of course, the next page was a fucking fish and duck, wasn't it... DISH! i yelled quickly, and moved on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Last Sunday I watched Keith Floyd programmes for about 12 hours straight

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

When you could have watched Bergerac, Minder & Lovejoy?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)