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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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evening chumps
want a sausage roll?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Only puff pastry and homemade please.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:10, Reply)
um, i put them in the oven myself
turns out when there are 8 people coming over for a party you don't need 20 sausage rolls
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:11, Reply)
Classic over catering!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:12, Reply)
i made a big cake thuogh
but that's less of an issue
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:13, Reply)
I always do this
I made chilli for 6, for 2 of us tonight. My friend has taken home a big box of it!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:14, Reply)
i'm not good at parties
I just made a cake and cooked a massive bag of sausage rolls. Oh, and laid on all the colouring books and pens you could need. We also played with spirograph. You may scoff, but if you do, scoff sausage rolls, please
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:16, Reply)
Was there booze?
If so, I'd be happy as a clam
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:20, Reply)
Are clams happy?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:22, Reply)
Always!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:24, Reply)
Phew, thank fuck for that.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:24, Reply)
They're ecstatic up until they reach the cooking pot.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:24, Reply)
Then they get all hot and bothered and sweary

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:27, Reply)
My missus got all sweary on the train the other day.
Unfortunately she was asleep at the time and the couple she was sat next to informed her she'd been sleep touretting.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:29, Reply)
Hahaha that's tourettes!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:29, Reply)
It amused me when she texted to tell me this.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)
She's a star

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)
She's probably starfished in a bed of her own right now.
She gets to go to Greece for a wedding, and I get to stay at home. She did ring me before to tell me a joke though.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:39, Reply)
Worth repeating?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:39, Reply)
Married couple, tired of sex being the same every night.
Husband says "We can try the carpenter position if you like".

Next night the wife dolls herself up, puts on stockings and suspenders and waits on the bed for her hubby. He comes into the bedroom all excited and they get down to it pretty damn sharpish.

At the end the wife says "But that was the same as we always do it, what happened to the carpenter position?"

The husband replies "Did you not see the pencil stuck behind my ear, woman?"
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:44, Reply)
I wouldn't sa I LoL'd... But I smiled!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:51, Reply)
Well it is nearly 2 o' clock.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:52, Reply)
True

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:54, Reply)
OI!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:32, Reply)
Wouldn't you, in boiling water?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)
Begrudging yes.
0-1
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:46, Reply)

You learn quickly
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:50, Reply)
I'm keeping schtum.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:04, Reply)
of course

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:25, Reply)
Have you spirographed an owl yet? I sincerely hope so.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:22, Reply)
i mostly go for more abstact things
a friend had a fancy spirograph, too, it had magnets and everything
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:26, Reply)
Fancy that! What do the magnets do?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:32, Reply)
hold it still
makes it marginally less frustrating
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:32, Reply)
But....drawing pins?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:33, Reply)
they leave holes
I just press down with my hands, I'm oldschool (and bought the 90s version)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:35, Reply)
Stick a guinea pig on it

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)

guinea pig hamster on in
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:40, Reply)
Not dozer!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:41, Reply)
a hamster powered spirograph...interesting
/patents
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:41, Reply)
Hamster wheel + gearing = Profit.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:47, Reply)

Profit

Dozer
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:05, Reply)
Are you dating Greggs Hat?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:23, Reply)
Gregg and his greasy paper bag

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:27, Reply)
Bebbeh

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:28, Reply)
Clearly she isn't.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:30, Reply)
Definitely for the best

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)
You heading west at any point?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)
Pretty free in October, could def come over for a sat?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:40, Reply)
We'll sort something out.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:42, Reply)
Hoorah

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:51, Reply)

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