intelligent beautiful legal type seeks NORMAL person for voddies and good timez
alt: if you lifted any of the pictures that i hung myself, you'd see a fair few holes where i failed to hit the nail in straight the first few times

altalt: i just googled "do raspberry ketones work" because i am so sick of them on my fb. and someone put:

"they made me burp a LOT. and they made my burps taste of raspberries. so if you want to spend £500 on raspberry flavoured burps, yes. otherwise... no." this made me LOL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who's that ad for?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

They are great for conning slow-witted fat people out of enormous sums of money, simply by offering them a free sample where they only have to pay P&P*





_{^{*You are signing up to receive a tub a month for the next 12 months. The initial sample is free, all subsequent deliveries (which will follow automatically unless you contact us in writing quoting ref: QF1297f7y84h to cancel this order) will be charged at the full rate of £79.99 per tub.}}
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

it is mental that people fall for that sort of shit
if they actually worked, do they not think doctors would be prescribing them to people??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

we've covered this before, people are fucking spastics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

People don't trust their GPs any more
Luckily they have the internet to diagnose their 'illnesses' and also to provide solutions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

totally misread your post and thought you had pictures of your attempted suicide
And all I could think was 'I wonder where she got a strong enough rope'
(quintsy, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)