I have five pairs of shoes to my name
and only one pair of trainers.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:10, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is the correct answer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I have 11 pairs and I could easy have many more and use them all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Your bentness is well documented though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

+ in the Bentyeux Tapestry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Gayeaux, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

this is better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)

christ, how do men live?
i have about 16 pairs of trainers, 25 pairs of high heels, 8 pairs of boots...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I have a brown pair of semi-casual shoes and blue trainers.
This covers all colours of trouser and all levels of casual wear. I have a black pair of shoes for work and suit duty, a pair of patents for black tie and some walking boots.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Ok, this is almost exactly what I have.
You should probably be worried about this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Mine are made out of real leather from cows.
I don't think I really need to worry about being on the same level as you, tangles.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah, mine are all real vegetarian ones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

since when did you go walking?
wheezing maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I can walk for miles without issue.
It's running and jogging I have problems with.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

that doesn't answer the question

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I am down to about 15-20 pairs of 5NKR5
Two pairs Chelsea boots
One pair of 'shoes'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

but they have gucci heels, right?
RIGHT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

In a sense.



In a completely untrue, made up sense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

the best sort of sense
nonsense
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Two pairs of trainers & about twenty pairs of shoes & boots.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

+ cuban heeled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

+platform sole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
you've seen the height of him. if he had platform soles under there, he'd be 4'... oh. i see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)

platform built-up
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I think I have three pairs of footwear:
Boots for work.

Running shoes.

Pair of daps for casual.

I had some of those idiot sport-sandals for holiday, but thankfully they broke.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)