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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bah, I missed my candleday
evening all
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:56, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Hello Will.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Wotcha WEE PEE
*skips in a circle*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Don't be so bent HH we have a guest. 'lo Will.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Hi
B3ta bash still on?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Yeah dude. I'll be ghere anyway.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
much closer to home for me this time

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
*MInces to the back*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I'm more depressed than earlier.
A few pints has not lifted the mist.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Could you go back to bar management?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I don't think that is helping

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
I dunno, good to have a back up innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I can go back, and will if I need to.
I'm only being maudlin. It's been less than a month on the job hunt, I just hate being at home all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Look on the bright side at least you haven't murdered anyone of late
you haven't have you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Nope.
Although Ladypig has moved out for a few days after an argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Yeah,
I think it'll be Ok, she has done it before, more because of her own temper than anything I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Shitter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Sorry to hear that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
I'm not too worried really,
She needs her space sometimes, but it's never any fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Poor WP
You guys sound really solid though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
See above
We're very solid, but she needs her space sometimes. She has always learnt to be so independent because of the eye thing that she needs to be on her own to stop herself lashing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
I read that in a way that she gets upset upset about you taking the piss about her long eyelashes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
the ones that go on car headlamps?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Those are the worst things in the world

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
yes.
I saw a tangerine coloured woman nearly merge into a lorry while texting on the M6 who had those on her car.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
There was one of them police trap things by me today,
Where they have a chap hanging out at a bus stop watching for people on their phones, and his mates nab them at the next junction.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Well as long as she can find her way home

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
LOL.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
It's good that she knows herself and takes herself off
Once said, things can't be unsaid, and if you knownyou lash out in temper, better to remove yourself as she has done, I think. Plus make-up sex!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Cor Windy in make-up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
I bet the por taxi driver has to get beaten up first

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Yeah, it'll be fine, but I don't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
At least you have the dogs!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
True.
Silly little things.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Stunned had me in stitches last week when I asked how his pretty cat was. He said "fucking thick"
And started singing "beautiful but you're stupid" to the tune of "filthy gorgeous"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Sorry I didn't pick up on whole depression thing?
How can we help cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
I'm alright really.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
I thought alright was cowfoot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Well. Yes. Wotcofow.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Yeah that chump

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
evening young Willium

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Right handed does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
yes
me too
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
you back at Uni then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
finished
handed in my thesis last week
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Nice one young Will, anything lined up apart from my Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
nope
perhaps I will finally start a webcomic
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
What on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Novel late transition metal catalyst systems for alkene polymerisation

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
You should talk to Vadge if you like DARK GRAPHIC NOVELS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I do

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Grubbs type?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
No,
more like distorted Nickel structures
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
To what end?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
turning natural gas into plastics
edit: specificity renewable gasses
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
those group 10 metals are clever little buggers all right

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
STOP BEING COY ABOUT METALS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
yes, especially when properly co-ordinated

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
That's what I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
YM stupid

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
alrizzle Wizzle
Me knotty headed nizzle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Aiiigh?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
boom ba yea
I watched a good documentary on about Ali yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102770
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I think she loves you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I'm more concerned about the mind loss.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
you should think abot the weight loss when shen side straddles you
That will fuck your back up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
She wants to do him up the Gary Glittrr aith a fuck off strap on obviously.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Cor, lucky guy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
alright shitlegs

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Zippy you right toss pot pot nice to hear from you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Whagwan?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Get fucked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
It sounds like he is doing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
^jealous

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Anytime soon would be nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
He'll take you up on that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Not quite what I meant, but I'm learning to be open minded an try new things

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102841
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Darling if I wanted to fuck a gnome I'd go to homebase and sit down in the garden section

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I'm glad you have come to terms with your realistic options.
Darling.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Dozer is not a realistic option for anyone or anything

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
I was talking about Homebase innit bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Oh fuck no
Harrods baby
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
What's Harrods? Is that some posh place, you know, like Asda.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Massive corner shop

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Do they stock choc dips?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
^ batty rider ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
You've forgotten a YouTube link to an old queer song for you and the elderly to gush over.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Some old 'UK funk' shit from 1983, the last time he had anything approaching a clue about music.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
I know
Don't tell battered!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
When are you and him getting thegither then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
There is about as much chance as there is of you ever seeing tits in real life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Oi he does own a mirror

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
It's one of my favourite colours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
YESSSS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
But my all time favourite colour is clear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
I'm so easily pleased that your repeated jokes still make me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
It's not a joke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Cho-cho's tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9udnGu_3c
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
I thought of your old hamster when I listened to this today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGRi2CEFu8
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Nah, this is more like what you're thinking of
youtu.be/7zW9R9sj894
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Well bent.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
You should know you Pretzle of a person

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I'm glad you'll be back at work soon and not posting so many shit music links for all the grandads here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Ha ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
That HALA tune is screamingly camp but fucking superb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
No it aint

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
It is, on both counts.
Bit 'current' for you though, ent it grandad?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
No good music has been made since 1997

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)
you know fuck all about music and understand even less if you genuinely think that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
What a genuinely bizarre comment
He is fully entitled to his opinion, if he does think that. Just because it differs to yours does not mean you know an more about music or are any more accurate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)
There have been thousands of good records made since 1997. i could list dozens which even ol' HH here would grudgingly agree with.
Trolls be trollin yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Pure SAW tracks don't count

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Oh HH, you old tease.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Don't raise to the bait Swipe
He's on one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
is there more to this strike through?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
No
Just "he's on". I thought it explained a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Ha, that's just where you are wrong.
Dozer knows loads more about music. I checked online just moments ago.
You've embarrassed yourself. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
It's okay, 1997 was a very good year for music, Hartley can stay there, forever, like a lonely photon forever trapped just beyond an event horizon.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Yeah.... I can live without online validation from you and your bumchum

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102841
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Yep I have no knowledge of music at all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Well, none after 1997 it would seem.
Except for Jessie Ware, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Mainly the the music is manufactured for mainsteam This is why TuiB can get a No 1

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:57, Reply)
What?
'mainly the the music is manufactured for the mainstream'?

The The haven't released any music for years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
YES YOU PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)
I think you need to make a little bit more sense.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

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