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£10 budget for a bottle of red.
Merlot? Chiraz? Rioja?
Or 20 cans of white lightening?
This is not to help me make a decision, I'm having all off them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:53,
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WE ALL CARE ABOUT YOUR DIPSOMANIA
I dunno, maybe when the DTs kick in your spasticated attempts at using a keyboard/ touchscreen will improve.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:58,
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^ I LIKE THIS COMMENT ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59,
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Leave the grown ups to have a conversation eh?
Maybe to go and write another post for your amazing blog?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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Yeah, leave the grown, dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:03,
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I will, after spending a tenner on ppp
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:04,
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£10 PPP!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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£10 PPP!
In Battered's case, it stands for prick, prick, PRICK.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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Aldi, 3 bottles of Toro Loco Tempranillo
Unbeatable at the price, and better than a lot of more expensive stuff
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59,
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Why have you only posted this once?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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So no one does that stupid fucking meme
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:04,
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Thank you for that. It's about time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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It's about time
....SHIT
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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I blame hh for its proliferation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:11,
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Is there anything that he's *not* responsible for?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:17,
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His wife's sexual satisfaction.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:25,
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Poor guy'll be tired out
Sounds like his ex is VERY demanding
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:27,
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at this time of night?
you should just mercy fuck Swipe and regret things in the morning
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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^ clickin dis
But unsure about which way around the whole 'mercy fuck' thing is.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:03,
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Mercy on the rest of us as they'll both stop going on and on and on about it
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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TRUE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:06,
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Battered would 'boast' about it. We all know how modest he is about his income, his charity work, his trip to Nepal, his tailored suits...
Swipe would complain bitterly about the shit sex and the post-coital foamy mouth.
Do we really want to face that nightmare scenario?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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She'd not stoop so low, surely?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:08,
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He would.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:08,
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She would limbo dance for a peice of his action
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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She's desperate to sample his goods.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:10,
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to sample his goods
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:12,
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That's a rather 'fitting' strikethrough.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13,
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at least you'll get a free Pizza
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13,
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£10 PPP!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:14,
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Calm down darling. xx
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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Cheeky little malbec.
I've gotta go to Coventry tomorrow, I reckon my car is gonna get nicked.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:04,
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Oh dear. Get the train.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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Too much gear.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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Long way for work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:08,
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Hour and a half.
I'm in no position to turn down work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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I guess not
Fuck it I commute an hour and a half all the time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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It's a 8am start, so I will miss the morning traffic,
If it's straightforward I could be done by 2.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:12,
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I need some jobs doing.
Installing a light in my loft and some wee bits and pieces.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13,
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YEAH? WELL I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:16,
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You're in no position to turn down work.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:17,
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I'm not driving 2 hours for installing a light and "some bits"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:18,
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You don't know what the 'some bits' are.
But you're right, it wouldn't be worth the trip, unless you were planning on taking ladypig for a romantic trip to the North.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:20,
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There's nowhere romantic in the North
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:22,
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Define "North"
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:23,
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For these pricks?
Islington.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:08,
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I dunno like.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:24,
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It's a beautiful city
I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:26,
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yer, down the juicer with twang club
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:27,
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we have a right laugh here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:30,
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no, we don't
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:30,
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yeah I'd drink heavily if I lived in Cov
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:32,
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if I lived in York I would avoid going for a pint with myself
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:33,
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Speak for yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:31,
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hahahahaha yeah
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:32,
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Lightweight.
Z
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:06,
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Go to bed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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Why?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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Because you'll thank me in the morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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Because you're a cunt nd we all hate you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:10,
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Swipe is waiting dressed only in a see-through negligee
like an orang-utan in a freezer bag
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13,
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clickin dis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:14,
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I think this is good advice
I'm going to bed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:12,
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Don't care. Good night wankers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13,
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8 cans of Thatchers Gold
And some Wotsits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:43,
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Fizzy orange piss ftw!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:46,
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And as for the Wotsits...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:46,
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Quite.
The missus is back tomorrow; I need to think about getting rid of the pizza cartons, beer cans and dorty wimmin, Jeff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:47,
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Blame it on the boy.
You know it makes sense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:52,
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*Makes plan*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:55,
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