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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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£10 budget for a bottle of red.
Merlot? Chiraz? Rioja?

Or 20 cans of white lightening?

This is not to help me make a decision, I'm having all off them.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:53, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
WE ALL CARE ABOUT YOUR DIPSOMANIA
I dunno, maybe when the DTs kick in your spasticated attempts at using a keyboard/ touchscreen will improve.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
^ I LIKE THIS COMMENT ^

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Leave the grown ups to have a conversation eh?
Maybe to go and write another post for your amazing blog?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Yeah, leave the grown, dozer

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
I will, after spending a tenner on ppp

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
£10 PPP!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
£10 PPP!
In Battered's case, it stands for prick, prick, PRICK.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
Aldi, 3 bottles of Toro Loco Tempranillo
Unbeatable at the price, and better than a lot of more expensive stuff
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Why have you only posted this once?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
So no one does that stupid fucking meme

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
Thank you for that. It's about time.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
It's about time
....SHIT
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
I blame hh for its proliferation

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)
Is there anything that he's *not* responsible for?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:17, Reply)
His wife's sexual satisfaction.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Poor guy'll be tired out
Sounds like his ex is VERY demanding
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:27, Reply)
at this time of night?
you should just mercy fuck Swipe and regret things in the morning
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^ clickin dis
But unsure about which way around the whole 'mercy fuck' thing is.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Mercy on the rest of us as they'll both stop going on and on and on about it

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
TRUE

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
Battered would 'boast' about it. We all know how modest he is about his income, his charity work, his trip to Nepal, his tailored suits...
Swipe would complain bitterly about the shit sex and the post-coital foamy mouth.

Do we really want to face that nightmare scenario?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
She'd not stoop so low, surely?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)
He would.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)
She would limbo dance for a peice of his action

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
She's desperate to sample his goods.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)

to sample his goods
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:12, Reply)
That's a rather 'fitting' strikethrough.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
at least you'll get a free Pizza

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
£10 PPP!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)
Calm down darling. xx

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Cheeky little malbec.
I've gotta go to Coventry tomorrow, I reckon my car is gonna get nicked.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
Oh dear. Get the train.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
Too much gear.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Long way for work

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)
Hour and a half.
I'm in no position to turn down work.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
I guess not
Fuck it I commute an hour and a half all the time
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
It's a 8am start, so I will miss the morning traffic,
If it's straightforward I could be done by 2.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:12, Reply)
I need some jobs doing.
Installing a light in my loft and some wee bits and pieces.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
YEAH? WELL I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:16, Reply)
You're in no position to turn down work.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:17, Reply)
I'm not driving 2 hours for installing a light and "some bits"

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:18, Reply)
You don't know what the 'some bits' are.
But you're right, it wouldn't be worth the trip, unless you were planning on taking ladypig for a romantic trip to the North.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:20, Reply)
There's nowhere romantic in the North

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:22, Reply)
Define "North"

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:23, Reply)
For these pricks?
Islington.
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I dunno like.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:24, Reply)
It's a beautiful city
I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:26, Reply)
yer, down the juicer with twang club

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:27, Reply)
we have a right laugh here

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:30, Reply)
no, we don't

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:30, Reply)
yeah I'd drink heavily if I lived in Cov

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:32, Reply)
if I lived in York I would avoid going for a pint with myself

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:33, Reply)
Speak for yourself.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:31, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:32, Reply)
Lightweight.
Z
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
Go to bed

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
Why?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Because you'll thank me in the morning

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Because you're a cunt nd we all hate you

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Swipe is waiting dressed only in a see-through negligee
like an orang-utan in a freezer bag
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)
I think this is good advice
I'm going to bed
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:12, Reply)
Don't care. Good night wankers.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
8 cans of Thatchers Gold
And some Wotsits.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:43, Reply)
Fizzy orange piss ftw!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:46, Reply)
And as for the Wotsits...

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:46, Reply)
Quite.
The missus is back tomorrow; I need to think about getting rid of the pizza cartons, beer cans and dorty wimmin, Jeff.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:47, Reply)
Blame it on the boy.
You know it makes sense.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:52, Reply)
*Makes plan*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:55, Reply)

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