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She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh
Think twice
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise
Oh
Think twice
'Cause it's another day for you
You and me in paradise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48,
9 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
Ah man I am sooo much better than youwould you like to touch the hem of my trousers?
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You're lucky I have music playing right now.If I ended up with that pile of shite as an earworm, you would Be Sorry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50,
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i wanted an earworm friend cos they played a snippet this morning on radio 4 this morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:51,
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NO FUCKING COLLINS CHAT.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50,
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She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares yeah
Her day oh wouldn't be right
Without her make up
She's never without her makeup
She's just like you and me
But she's homeless, she's homeless
As she stands there singing for money.
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
In my sleep I see her begging
Preaching please
Although her body is not mine
I ask now why God why
She's just like you and me
But she's homeless, she's homeless
As she stands there singing for money
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
She's just like you and me
As she stands there singing for money
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50,
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She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares y'all
Her day wouldn't be right
Without her makeup
She's never had her makeup
She's just like you and me
But she's homeless
She's homeless
And she stands there
Singing for money
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50,
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my make upI punch some fucker in the mouth
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:53,
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I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine to five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54,
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My baby gets the morning traianHe works from 9 to 5 and then
He gets the night bus home again
To find me waiting for him!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:56,
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Something got me started
You know that i will love you
Lately since we parted
I truely know that i need you
I'd give it all up for you
(yes i would)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:00,
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Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene
He talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, jolene
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me, jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:02,
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this is better version than the originalwww.youtube.com/watch?v=FhoM-dklMmE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:03,
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Oh here we are and here we are and here we go
All aboard and we're hittin' the road
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
Well gidy up gidy up and get away
We're goin' crazy and we're goin' today
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
We're gonna tell your mama what you're gonna do
So come on out with your dancing shoes
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09,
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Baby, baby baby
Ee - ow...So you think I got on evil mind,
Well I'll tell you honey,
And I don't know why,
And I don't know why.
So you think my singing's out of time,
Well it makes me money,
And I don't know why,
And I don't know why, anymore - oh no.
So cum on feel the noize,
Girls grab the boys
We get wild, wild, wild
We get wild, wild, wild
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:14,
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I don't care what anyone says, I *like* that song.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:16,
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I love Glam Rock.Number One the day I was born was glam. As was the one after it.
It must be in my blood.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:19,
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Well you can give me all your love
And anything else you got too
But don't pay it any mind
If it seems like I'm acting cool
Well you can dress me in your mirror
Give me kisses forever and a day yeah
But there's just one thing
You don't have to say
You don't have to say you love me
And you don't have to say any prayers
No you don't have to say you love me
Baby it's alright
Cos honey I don't care
Oh baby I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09,
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The Sisters of Mercy version is 'well lol'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:10,
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If you haven't seen this before, you really mustIt's so terrible, ybut ou need to stick with it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VZ2mrpBZs
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:15,
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I knowAs if the desire to punch DLR wasn't strong enough
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:16,
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WTF is going on with his face?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:25,
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And what's the deal with airline food?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:31,
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Its normally £10 extraNot much of a deal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:32,
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He is such a cuntI struggle to find the words to express how much I'd like to kick him until he were dead.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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I`m going out tonight
And I`m going out drinking
Don`t bother waiting up
`Cause I`m coming home stinking
I`m tired of sitting `round
Watching my world going down
Gonna get kicked out
Of every bar in town
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I get drunk, now baby get in bed
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I don`t give a, give a, give a shit
If you mess with me boy
You better start thinking
Cause I`m a mean little sucker
And I`m coming out swinging
I`m coming down the street
And I`m lit up like a rocked
If I see your face again
Boy I`m going to sock it
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I get drunk, now baby get in bed
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I don`t give a, give a, give a shit
I`m tired of paying taxes
And footing all the bills
For all those fat slobs
Up on the capitol hill
If the president and cia
Don`t want me around
Get the dea cover and come
Shot me down
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I get drunk, now baby get in bed
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I don`t give a, give a, give a shit
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:35,
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