What's up with it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Nothing. I want to know whether or not I should buy one
The reviews I've found online have been useless
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

This is the sort of decision you need to make with your heart, Teeaitch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Last night "we'd decided" on a Rangemaster
this morning "we've decided" on a Belling. it's half the price, but is it half the quality? THE INTERNET IS RUBBISH.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I have found some great review of it
you should definitely buy one...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

*eyes suspiciously*
Is this reverse psychology...or reverse reverse psychology?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I have found some terrible reviews of it
you should definitely buy one, because you are a cock goblin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Goblin, perhaps
but COCK goblin? You sir, have gone too far.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Honestly
any chap asking for advice on what fucking cooker to buy should have to hand his testicles back... Its a fucking cooker just buy one that fits the gap in your kitchen
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

SAYS YOU

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Yes says me
You got a fucking problem with that sunshine...



*puts internet hardman hat on*
*is quite scared*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I'm VERY aroused right now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Having sold, fitted and repaired cookers cash in hand during my ' officially short time working then unemployed' period
Belling cookers especially are cheaply and badly put together in Turkey, and are not of the quality Belling stuff once was.
Get a Rangemaster.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Aha, now this is advice you can hang your hat on
Thank you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

but would you hang BOTH your hats on it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

good point
I need to give this some thought
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)