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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shitcunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:56, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I was thinking about a composed and rational reply to a QOTW
But I'm neither composed nor rational.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

cu pa +NUGENT
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
TED
Link me up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Amboy Dukes
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020737
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I'm so proud that's made the bayta dictionary

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Well anyone can add things to it
You could go and add WTN
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
You're on there dude!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
You called?
Sorry I'm late.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Fuck me the qotw pricks had verbal last week didn't they?
Alright froggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
What the devil are you blathering on about man?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I sometimes read the popular page of the qotw, but they've all written fucking essays

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Yeah I saw that. My short story's on there somewhere. It's two whole lines.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
What's up in folkstone this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Nowt. Beers tomorrow though, so that's awesome.
Just watched that tattoo programme, people are fucking idiots!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
They really are...that fat bald bloke is clearly simple/border line retarded

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Face tattoos are an abomination.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
I've put stuff on there in the past that has been cathartic
I've put stuff on that has felt relevant.

Now it's a handful of sado-masochists.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
How is the boat project going TD?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Gave up on the engine - it's now at a reconditioning company
The rest needs to be good because we get evicted from the dry dock in early November. Chris thinks it'll float.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Chris does, does he?
Well don't trust him. He can be a right tricky cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Come to think of it, it's always my round....

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
See. Watch out for him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
I'm watching Property Wars

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
my client is a...
back to work after the gym for me due to client being a moron. when you are 5 mins from my work will you come and kill them for me? ta
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Can you bill extra for evenings?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

extra Clay
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Im guessing even if she could she'd not get the extra

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
no :(
and they close the staff restaurant on Fridays :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Order food in it's a justifiable expense.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
not to my waistline :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Bill the client for the extra time you spend in the gym

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
I would recommend a millionaires shortbread wonka bar

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
I had a Double Decker with my lunch
I enjoyed it. I haven't had one in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Bit chewy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Births and marriages

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Eat one of the large bars and you've had all your calories for the day!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Didn't know there were big ones. I bought three for a quid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Oh they may not be out until october

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Industrial espionage!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
That's racist.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Nah, Nestle are a client of mine, well for another two weeks anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Yeah if you like, we can dump the body in the thames

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Leave it round at Stunned's place
A welcome home surprise for him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
yay
the stench of corpse will cure my sore vag and stinky fingers (YES I SAW THAT EARLIER)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
HahahHaha
Serves you right STALKER
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
hey you stalked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
me first! after al put that pic of me up!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Exactly you were already exposed and you post your own book in pictures
Im an enigma
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
That's different

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
no it isn't!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
It is, you had already exposed yourself
I am smoke in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
nonce in the wind

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
prix

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Chix wiv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
i dunno like
We've all cracked one off to tranny porn.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
I think I quite fancy Ellie goulding, not sure why though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
She's 26...
Well within the 'rules'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
This is sort of allegation that gives Operation Yewtree a bad name

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Albino dyke fetish?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
I Don't think she is either of these things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Song you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
iPhone + cider

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
What your excuse for the rest of the time?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Spastic typing, dyslexia, a complete lack of proof reading
I don't like to slow down the Lols spewing forth from my brains
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
This seems fair. My criticism was clearly unfounded.
I'm a cunt, and as such I shall never bother you again.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Losing his mind ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Is she the lass off Countryfile?
If so, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)
She looks bitey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
I could totally do a rolling in mud three up with Ellie and Julia Bradbury
John Craven could commentate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
She looks riddled

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Right now I'd fuck a snake if you held it's head down.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
if you held it is head down?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Yes. I'm fantasising over a snake with a prosthetic head.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Do even have fannies?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Oh yes do have fannies mighty good ten dollar fuckee fuckee

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Haha, cider sofa lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
there are a lot of nonces in this thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
But only one idiot ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Balding and Blairite
Work around that and you'll get on with him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
Whats a lesbian sports presenter got to do with it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)
Thanks Tina.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
*does second handy motion*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)
I don't want to know about your motions

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Makes a change from going through them, i guess

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
And only one Bristol Rovers fan.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Dozer 1 Southend 1
Was the score this evening
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)
Heathrow Marriott is a dump.
Full of Stanis
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Oh man wanna meet in t5 tomorrow? I'll be there for 6am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
T1 at 7am, blud.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Sad times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
You all excited you little scamp?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

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