I feel so sorry for those in the parent trap.
am grateful I will never have a crying, shit machine sapping up all my money. Until the parents have to be put in a home.

I also hate how their lives are so taken up by it that their facebook becomes a scrapbook to all things shit.
First walk, word, drink, holiday. WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR UGLY BABY IS DOING!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:56, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

being a father is far and away my life's greatest pleasure

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I really don't begrudge anyone of it but I haven't one paternal bone in my body.
Im going to be a crazy old cat man with 10 cats.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I didn't think I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I was one of my mates birthing partners and, beautiful/disgusting as it was... Nothing.
Even cut the cord.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I think the paternal instinct is more likely to kick in if you are, y'know, actually the kid's father.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

OK then... I have no desire to have a child.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

"Turn Him Over!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

You say that now, but when you look down into that chubby little face of the creature you've made
You'll say that then too
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

*expels from seminary*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Lies
You've no doubt had many a paternal bone in you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Fnaaaaaaar

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)