if I never set foot in a night club again it will be too soon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:02, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I went to one last Crimbo, lasted about an hour.
I've always preferred gigs anyway.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I heard your mums were planning on taking you to Candy Bar tonight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

^^^this
the very idea fills me with dread.

Even back in the day I had to be hammered to even consider the idea.

I once ended up in a shit nightclub stone cold sober (designated driver), the horror is still with me to this day.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I used to go to them as they were places to drink
after the pubs have shut. I never enjoyed them - even paying cover to get into a pub irks me nowadays.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I was in one a few weeks back
SPOILER it was shit and booze was expensive
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

My "local" club had draught beer that was so shit, you literally could order lager, cider, whatever
and it would all look, taste and smell the same. i.e. FUCKING HORRIBLE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Unfortunately when I used to go proper clubbing, all we drank was aftershock and bacardi breezers
YES YES I KNOW RIGHT
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)