I don't, generally
travel in scum class, that is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well - with anyone you don't know then.
Basically what I'm saying here is that I have a private jet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I also have the Honda Liar Jet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Do you get Frequent Liar points?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

When I pop over to LA with Kylie and Rhianna, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Do you do your scouser impression, going
Eh! LA!

Or simply go for the immediate threesome, as I actually do with them?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I bum the pair of them inside out then wear Kylie as a condom to fuck Rhianna

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Racist...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

i hate it when you get stuck next to/in front of a selfishly tall cunt
their legs poke under your seat, their knees poke into your back, their lanky elbows and arms poke everywhere, they make you nervous that they are going to poke their heads on the overhead lockers because they are just too big to be there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah, tall people *are* cunts aren't they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)

who do you think i am, snow white?
go on, hop off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

LOOK IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS HERE OK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

i'm not im
first you put them in where they're not needed, then you take them out when they are...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Pervert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

STINKFINGER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Worst Hokey Cokey ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Ahhh
THAT'S what its all about
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

They're not as bad as fat cunts who spill over the arm rests.
Nobody got tall from self-negligence did they?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

kroney did
he got to a normal height, forgot to stop growing. careless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)