I have added Italians to the growing list of foreign types who have slighted me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:08, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

we may need more info.
Passionate people.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Napoli football cunts getting in the way of me leaving work, and making me late to get to the pub back home tonight.
I'm excited to see my mate and hear about how his mental ex punched him in the face, not once, not twice, but thrice last night after breaking into his house. Also she had been texting herself from another phone, showing it to other people saying it was from him. Just batshit mental stuff and I thrive on it.
Obviously I have been helping by putting sarcastic comments on her Facebook bollocks all day because I'm nice like that.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

The roads are busy here cos Fleetwood Mac are playing down the road.
One for the fact fans.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

those are just rumours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Nice

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Aren't "other people" enjoying themselves a fucking pain?
Mussolini would turn in his grave if he knew it was his people who made me miss the train home.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

I like the opposite of facts.
Tell me lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

WOAH. That's batshit mental.
I would have had her arrested for assault.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Who needs Eastenders eh?
My trouble is I find it too funny to 'care'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:42, Reply)

\o/
Alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)

yer
Just got home innit bruv
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Schweet bruv. I'm listening to 'classic' drum and bass. Apparently that means 'about five years old'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I like that mix Commix did for fabric
Also got a soft spot for proper old skool tracks like Bambatta, Warhead, Terminator, stuff like that.

Can't believe DJ Fresh has gone shit. He's done a Pendulum and Chase &.Status.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Yeah, I like the proper old stuff, dillinja, shimmon, early metalheadz stuff.
Pendulum are one of the most tiresome boring 'acts' I have ever heard. I despise them.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Dilinja is the fackin baws eh
And Metalheadz was a fucking seminal label in my musical development.

I can't stand Pendulum because they started out so well and then at some point they were clearly offered a lot of money to make shit, tinny, nu metal teenybopper music.

Based on the sheer quality of their early stuff, there's no way on earth they would actually enjoy listening to the shit they came out with when they sold their talent out. No dignity, no integrity and no shame.

And shit music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Their early stuff was 'okay', they ruined it by adding fucking guitars and singing.
Dillinja is my favourite. Listening to 'nasty ways' fucking fierce, as my nephew would say.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Dilinja never put a foot wrong.
Angels Fell is one of my favourite ever records of any genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Acid trak

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

didn't/doesn't he run the Valve system?
That is some tidy kit, as we Welsh PE teachers say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

With Lemon D, yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

this reply to Dillinja ref.
I'm pissed on antique sherry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Dilinja and Lemon D.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I like DJ Hype cos he can properly work a pair of decks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

yes but you are incapable of appreciating reggae so sadly u r a dunce
+ a nobber
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

It just doesn't interest me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Like all styles there's heaps of rubbish but if you like hip hop really sound system toasting is its roots
Kool DJ Herc grew up in Jamaica and transferred the sound system idea to NY. No reggae, no hip hop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I know.
It just does nothing for me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)

summat weird happened there
I arksked if literally none of it appeals?

How on earth do you get on with KRS then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

How much sherry have you had vicar?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I'm going round a pal's for dinner in a mo.
This could be embarrassing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

We still on for Friday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

sho nuff

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I typed out a massive reply on my phone.
Basically, middle class white pricks with dreads.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

That's like writing off jazz because of polo-necked horn-rimmed specced beret jazzknobs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

precisely.
/placid
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

so you're admitting here that your stance is both indefensible and stupid?
#doesnothingforme
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)

IF U DONT REPLIE IN TEN SECUNS U AGREE LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

No.
I just don't like it.

That's not the same as dismissing it all as shit though. Not the same at all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I was once halfway through a set of original funk and jazz breakbeats when some bird requested 'something old skool'.
Unfortunately I'd left my set of medieval lute music and negro spiritual field recordings round Tango's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

this one time
I was playing some hip hop as an intro to a breakbeat set and some bird was asking for dubstep. It nearly put me off my stroke eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

CSB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Fucking hell Monty, this comment made me properly LOL in public, I'm glad I'm home and can giggle to my hearts content without being stared at.
Please try to warn me in future if you say anything about lutes.
*requests DJ to 'drop tha psaltry and lyre'*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

'got any Tuvan throat singing mate?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Ave you got that new gregorian monk chant?
You know, the one that goes 'nnnmmmmggggggggggg'?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I prefer their earlier stuff

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

When they were Known as the Juliens?
CALENDAR REFORM LOLS
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

They're not monks, they're Deacons

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

ARRch Deacons

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

*bashes bishop*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I'm keeping them and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Im the same.
If people cant deal with mental before it gets to that stage then they have to be at peace with the fact they will get ribbed.

My favourite words are 'I told you so'
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:42, Reply)

I did use 'I told you ages ago she was a fucking nutter' which made me feel smug.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Monty texted you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Are we there yet?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2108297
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:56, Reply)