I am back with an extra wheeze in my step
I was in a production of Joseph many years ago... (way way back you might say) and I can still recite most of the songs
*more shameful news as it arrives*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you coming out here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

it would seem so

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Go for it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I studied dance and drama for my totally useless degree

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

and I can still do my 5 ballet "positions"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

The Angry Pirate
The Goatse
The Winking Starfish
The Teapot

and what?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

The Early Onset Arthritis?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

The osteoplie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

They are the starting positions for your feet
so heels together toes apart and so on... And chaps the ability to dance is something that ladies find very attractive in a man, A fact I have used to my advantage in many a darkened night club (where they cant see my hideous face)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

The thought of a bloke pulling a ballet move in a nightclub round here is most lolsome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Worked in Reds bar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Moscow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Newcastle Uni

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I didn't know it was called that and I worked there!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

It was at the time the longest bar in the UK
I was visiting some friends at the uni at the time

edit.. sorry it was Northumbria Uni, if that's any different?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Yes
Thats the "other" one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Well they all spoke funny
and it was in Newcastle, so tomato tomatoe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

me too!
stupid photographic memory.

if i'm ever in a pub quiz where you have to name joseph's 11 brothers, that cash pot is mine...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Benjamin and Judah which leaves only 1
JACOB... Jacob and sons
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

reuben was the oldest of the children of israel
with simeon and levi the next in line...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

^crackers^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)