holy shit that sucks
pink socks of sympathy for you

the internet hasn't managed it yet, but there were a few rumours at school that did the rounds faster than the internet has ever managed it that made life tricky from a teenage girl perspective.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have never heard the one from your school about you being a chubby gingester who puts it out to any man in a pleather jacket or well-known-patry-franchise-headgear.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

THAT WASN'T THE RUMOUR
so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

No, the rumour is that you've got so many pizza crust and steak bake crumbs in your knickers that people call you Hovis.
I'd also heard that actual scientists are trialing advanced yeast infection therapies on you for much the same reason.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I have clicked 'I like this'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

YOU WOULD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Pants wi' nowt tekken owt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

And TMB's press release still wont go away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I'd also heard that she's single-handedly responsible for the introduction of anchovies as a pizza topping

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It's early for POTD, however this is definitely it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I heard that Paul Hollywood appreciates the flavours,
likes the crumb, but noticed a soggy bottom.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

hahaha!
*enclickens*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

STOP VALIDATING HIM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

IT'S ALL DOUGHY IN THE CENTRE BAD BAKE

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

JUST LIKE YOUR COCK THEN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

What can I say? I prefer a fresher loaf.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

French pastry has nothing in the middle anywhere

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

THE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

was it that you had a vestigial tail
and you could use it to pick up apples and shove them up your arse?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

almost
it's like you were there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)