i was looking at loads of pld photos when clearing stuff out at home
my friends used to be cool. now some of them are still cool. but the rest are all wrist deep in shitty nappies and think 9.30 is a late night. getting older sucks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am not, nor ever have been cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I can confirm this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i go to nice places
and the bouncers normally let us skip the queue. and i'm a nice person with lots of friends. i think that makes me cool-ish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

No ginger has ever been 'cool'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

if you were cool you wouldn't feel the need to mention any of that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i didn't feel the need
i was making polite conversation. like a grown-up.

you could try it, or you could just stick your head back in the truth fairy's pants and eat fish and chips out of them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

^ NOT COOL

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

^ QUENTIN ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

oh dear

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you are him or you sound like him
it's not a good look
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

i can see why people pick on you
but im a bigger man so ill let you be, you're alright you are *punches shoulder*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

THEY ALL WANT A PIECE OF ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

fuck em

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

She did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

god, you make ONE mistake...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Make up your mind, he was Rory last time he annoyed you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

they're all the same
like all men.

ALL. THE. SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

No, bouncers let you skip the queue due to your bouncers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

NO DOG CHAT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

woof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I get better with age, like a fine wine or mouldy stilton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i fucking love a nice stilton
the more offensive the better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

STILTCUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

well that's nice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

It was an offensive Stilton

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

i shouldn't be hungry really, after going out for dinner last night
but i could murder a nice tangy buttery stilton on cracked black pepper biscuits or jalapeno cheese wafers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Plain crackers for cheese, you oaf.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

fuck off is it
plain crackers are the vanilla ice cream of the cheese world
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Leaving aside the fact that vanilla is the best flavour of ice cream, crackers are merely the medium for transferring cheese into your mouth*
Why would you want to overpower the flavour of good cheese with flavoured crackers?


*A bit like pcc
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

it doesn't overpower it
it ENHANCES it

philistine!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Can someone please explain to rach about cheese?
And also, while you're at it, what philistine means.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

vanilla ice cream and plain crackers are just boring
empty calories. i bet you like fucking WAFERS too. WAFERS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

what a dunce eh sporters?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

INORITE
My pie was fucking excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)