you are buying the wrong steak and having it badly cooked
hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i suspected this was the case but its never interested me enough to pay loads to find out a way of having it cooked that i like

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

fair enough, but a good steak with good Bearnaise sauce is one of life's greatest pleasures
+ french fries and watercress
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

how should i ask for it then?
EDIT: par exampler: medium rare, bloody as hell etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Politely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

How would you like yer steak, sir?
Politely please????

i swear down man you are some kinda flucken eejit sometimes tangs
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Sometimes?
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

i like you tangs, youre a funny guy
thats why im gonna kill you last

/predator
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

this^
I'd personally have it rare but medium-rare is a good start for a decent steak
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

go to hawksmoor
the. end.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

how can you like Hawksmoor?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Medium rare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

fab cocktails
seriously tasty side dishes, starters, lovely risotto, best chips south of watford, and puddings like warm peanut butter chocolate chunk shortbread with salty caramel ice cream.

and the hottest barmen in london.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

steak advice from you?
id rather go leather jacket shopping with chompy
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

i know my restaurants, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

you dint know dirty burger

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

She's right about Hawksmoor though.
EPIC cow. Although there's a place up here that is maybe marginally better and a lot cheaper. But, y'know, you'd have to get to Edinburgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I took my dad and his missus there
bone marrow starter was a bit disappointing but the mains were fantastic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Which one Mr Badge?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

There are a couple - Shebeen and Wildfire - I really rate
but specifically I was thinking about Kyloe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

or bone marrow gravy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)