"and that, darling, is what really happened"
"Clive, that's plot of the Fellowship of the Ring. What actually happened?"

"I lost a bet in a dockside bar and had to fellate a monkey"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

"I volunteered to be the cum sponge in a Soho fetish club"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

A friend of ours is a steward at this event every year:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2435175/Benazir-Bhuttos-8million-Surrey-mansion-secret-location-sex-parties.html

He is insanely proud of being hated my the mail.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

He really shouldn't be
as the Mail basically hates everyone and everything. Including itself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

He has some excellent stories.
None of which I'm allowed to repeat : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Do they involve cum-splattered politician's wives?
I always thought Sam Cam looked like a bukakke kinda girl.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Sam Cam Cherie Blair
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Nah. She was definitely DVDADO.
Probably QO thinking about the size of her gob.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Is this some kind of Scrabble finishing move?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Scrabble would be more fun with Mortal Combat style fatality moves
/high end gaming
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

The alleged "holy grail" of extreme gonzo pornography.
Double vaginal, double anal, double oral.

I'm sure you can work out the QO.

/Trey Parker and Matt Stone's band is called "DVDA" for that reason. They were once asked on some kid's show in the US to explain the name, it's one of the funniest pieces of panicked backpedalling I think I've ever come across. They went for "an experiemental new DVD format" in the end.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Quite Open?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

quadruple oral.
Jesus, sporters. have you caught TB this morning?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

i don't see how that is possible...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Ask your mum.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I'm pretty sure DVDADO isn't possible
what with the difficulties of trying to arrange 14 legs and whatnot.

I was merely using the medium of extreme porn to point out that Cherie has a massive fuckin gob.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

where's your sense of adventure and ambition badger!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)

if only the badger cull had been more brutal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Quetin Oftiwork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

spunking on her would be like playing that game at the fair where you squirt water into a clowns mouth to inflate a balloon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

It's what Benazir Bhutto was fighting for

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

BUTTO more like?!
AMIRITE?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

This wasn't a "what did you do last night" thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

"I was trying to fill a bath with cum"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

This wasn't a "what did you do last night" thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

YMHDFCIHM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Your mum had Darth Foxtrot cum in her mouth?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Did she?
How rare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Medium.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

your cooking it wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Medium rare mofo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

why is it that you can say, "big, red bus"
but

"red, big bus" sounds wrong?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Spastic bent.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

His Dad would be more believeable

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

not on the SSI dose he's on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Oh, sick burn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

That Algernon.
He's quite the bastard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I'm hot like lava, sipping on some cava,
bitches wanna take me home and lick my guava
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

"me and your dad tag-fucked a hooker"
/ac
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)