you are buying the wrong gin and having it badly cooked
hth
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

officelol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

it stinks of old women playing bingo with their flippen rouge-tinted death vibes

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

no wai man, it's the trendiest drink around
you have to drink small volume pop up artisan gin though, flavored with mustaches and irony.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I ended up with a bottle of "Hoxton Gin"
a few weeks ago. Fucking hell, I'm amazed the thing didn't turn up on a fixie and insist on wearing a scarf indoors, it was that pathetically hipster. Coconut and Grapefruit as botanics? fuck off you pricks, I want to drink Gin, not some kind of high-strength Malibu.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

methinks the lady doth protesteth too much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Steady on petal
I'm happy with you believing I'm catastrophically bent if it helps you sleep at night, but that Hoxton Gin shite really is odd and I'm not taking that kind of insinuation lightly, oh no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

your hands are on your hips right now, aren't they girlfriend?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

not quite.
close.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I would LOVE to drink high strength Malibu.
But then, I'm a girl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

buy some Hoxton gin then
although, given the stuff's about 30 sheets a bottle, you'd be better off mixing Malibu and Vodka.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

They had that shit at a gin parlour I went to in Birmingham, served with pineapple crisps.
I didn't have it.
I did, however, have a delicious Bulgarian gin, with juniper as its only botanical.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)