Hockey obvs and the actually OUT FOR BEER amazingly. I don't think Mrs B has cracked on a babysitter so OUT SOLO.
alt: I never really use my XBox.

AltAlt: I was at uni in the mid nineties. Of course I can fucking juggle. And diablo, poi, that kind of arse. I struggle with flaming clubs but flaming poi or diablo is OK.

EDIT - it turns out I don't mean poi, I mean those sticky things. I always remembered them as poi, but then I took a lot of MASSIVE DRUGSZORS at uni.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

crusty cunt ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Oh, fucking totally
all of those things are for cunts. But if you were a student during the nineties it was acceptable to be that kind of a cunt.

I owned tie-dye tshirts and patchwork trousers and EVERYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

If you owned a didgeridoo as well, then I'm afraid I may have to 2.0 you, badge

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

no one likes to be reminded of their own failings

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Woah, tangles
that's a cunt level too high even for me.

Also, I should point out, apart from a diablo I never OWNED any of those things. I just knew how to use them, so that at a party you could take them off the show-off prick, show him how to use them, and therefore impressionable hippy girls would fuck you. It's all in the game.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

See, I was a student in the 90s as well, but I didn't feel the need to dress and act like some wakki mediaeval jester.
That said, I undoubtedly persuaded fewer impressionable hippy girls to fuck me, so maybe you were on to something...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

badger was a bit of a clungehound, by all accounts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I didn't really dress like that. I lived in jeans and baggy jumpers.
I just had patchwork trouseers for climbing.

It's just not as good a story when you put it like that, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I used to believe in you, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

i'm just an enigma wrapped up in a contradiction wrapped up in bullshit, tangles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

did you have hair then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I had long hair when I was an undergrad.
cut it short and bleached it for my Fud. Then shaved it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Sounds 'Dodgy'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

It was well 'homegrown'

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

but good enough?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I wionder how many of these pricks will own up to wearing "thai fishermans trousers"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I don't even know what they are.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

gap year tragedies
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=thai+fisherman+pants&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LLNWUpCPFery7AaNhYDQDQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=685&bih=418&dpr=1
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)

special

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

CUNTS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

PICTURES
PICTURES NOW NOW NOW
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

yeah. like I haven't destroyed every single one of them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Baja hoodie wearer ^
www.thisnext.com/item/CF2E7197/Jerga-aka-Baja-Hoodie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Fuck no
I drew the line way before that
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)