Don't be so hard on yourself.
I'm sure it would be pretty hard for you to be anything else, given what an abject cunt you are.
HTH

In other news, morning, tosspots. Why is everyone talking about demon spawn?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Because they are all raging paedophiles.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I'm not.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You're not raging?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Lazy lob at best, I would imagine.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'll defer to your experience of the older gentleman here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Can't get me box of Viagra open.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Ask a child.
They've got smaller fingers. More dextrous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

It's just you and me edj.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

^ GROOMING ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I'm fond of the elderly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Me too!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Aw.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Someone's in a good mood...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)