So Battered
You know that "I've been back for a few hours and I feel like my heart has been ripped out post" where you called me gay. Heres the context.

The two people giving me shit for it in that thread went on a really long holiday around the states. The kind of holiday that most people either can't afford or can't leave their responsibilities for long enough. Since they got back all she's gone on about is how shit everything is and how depressing it is not being there. My opinion on it is, I live here too, I know its a bit shit and depressing, deal with it. So the other day she writes "Its been over 2 months since we got back and I still feel like my heart has been ripped out" which filled me with mirth. No one has died, nothing bad has happened. They went on holiday and had to come home, well boo fucking hoo. So I decided to take the piss.

Apparently its me being a dick and not her being an entitled, spoiled brat.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:15, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wut?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

tl:dr
man has stupid friend, gets called gay
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I should have told this tale in the mirth thread
Worst part is I am related through marriage and so I have no choice but to spend time with her.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

People being depressed for the sake of it.
I have a friend like this. She has a lovely fella, good job, nice house, all in all a solid life.

She moans constantly about little things on her facebook EVERY FUCKING DAY. Her life is so hard wah wah wah.

Every time she invites me anywhere I have an excuse.
Think she's taken the hint now
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I have a schoolmate on FB who does that all the fucking time
She is this close (makes finger pinching gesture) to being deleted a la Al
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

ITS NOT A SIGN OF WEAKNESS, ITS A SIGN OF CARING TOO MUCH.
Share if you agree; 95% of the people won't share but 1 in 4 would understand.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

GOD I HATE DEPRESSED PEOPLE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Depressing, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

WHO NEEDS EM TANGLES, THEY ARENT ANY FUN TO TALK TO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

If it is a chemical thing, then get on the meds.
Otherwise STFU if your life is not moan-worthy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

They're not depressed
they just like moaning.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

YEAH THEY DO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Whatcha talkin' 'bout phillis?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Look I was talking to Battered
it was a private conversation. No-one has any right to comment negatively just because I put it in the public domain, said every fucking whining facebook user who was disagreed with EVER.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

u ok hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Woh', I geninuenly don't have a clue what you're talking about, I just wanted a bit of scandal. You know we're safe man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Don't worry
Neither do I.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Kick her in the fish mitten.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'd lose my shoe
or "sneaker" if you're Monty.
( Peej, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)