A frightful day at work beckons.
I've gone in super early to try to cope with staff shortages in both warehouse and office. Still, the day will go quickly I suppose.

How's your week looking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:25, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning hippy, it's a bit of a curate's egg.
Good, got quite abig job coming up. Well paid.and enjoyable.
Bad, court and legal shit. Not looking forward. Got a hospital thingy too, just routine, again not looking forward.
How did 'shrooms go? Mine were weird, still a bit wobbly. Don't think I'll be hitting the psychs for a.while. Edit, can we have an alt? What organisations have you belonged to? Me, St John Ambulance, NUS and Labour Party Young Socialists. Apart from the forst, a.waste of time. Although NUS got cheap beer.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:42, Reply)

Labour young socialists? Prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Yep pretty much. I was a teenager who thought socialism would work.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:02, Reply)

*Votes for the 'alt'*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:59, Reply)

*votes for doctor frog to punch himself in the ear*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:02, Reply)

*PUNCHES HIMSELF IN THE EAR, MISSES DUE TO THEIR RELATIVE SMALL SIZE*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:04, Reply)

Mornin' all
All over the country. A bit of court stuff midweek in support of the G/F, a machine installation in Yorkshire (I'm observing and holding the customer's hand - after all, he's spent £120k) and what should be an affable catch-up lunch on Friday.
All in all, pretty damn average
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:49, Reply)

Alright Boyce et al
I imagine my week will be tedious, punctuated by 'people' wanting 'things'. Aren't customers awful? Fucking pricks, they never give anything back, it's all take, take, take, the selfish swines.
But, ma niggah, we gots to get money, shit yeah, we GOTS to get paid, you feel me snowflake?
God, I'm tired
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:49, Reply)

I stayed up to watch senna now I'm tired as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:50, Reply)

I mean I'm still in bed and have the morning off, but still

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:51, Reply)

You wanker.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:52, Reply)

Yeah...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Not really. I'm only jealous because I REALLY could have done with staying in bed for about 18 hours today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Well on Thursday I have to drive to Huddersfield, but first I have to drive to Winchester to drop off mini ape adding 2 hours to the journey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:50, Reply)

I like Huddersfield. Halifax too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I doubt I will
I'm actually going to a village on the edge of the Lake District, what provisions will I need to survive?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Clockwork radio, bottled watdr, tinned corn beef, tabasco sauce, shotgun and carts.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:04, Reply)

Huddersfield has a nice station.
Apart from that, it's shit. The only decent bit of West Yorkshire is Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Marrning.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

alright Percival

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Barring Wednesday morning when I've got to go in for a half-day course thingy and about an hour's worth of College Bollocks..
..it's looking like a week off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:52, Reply)

I did a half day height awareness course for work a few years ago.e
Pile of bollocks although I got paid and there was a buffet. I.was the.only atendee it was aimed at me ipersonally. Aparently I didn't know how to distinguish heights.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:00, Reply)

That reminds me of the Father Ted 'Small...far away' thing. Are you a bit Dougal?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:02, Reply)

Long story mate.
I got stuck on a.hillside with some.students of mine and we had to slide 10 yards on our arses. Feck.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:07, Reply)

What do you do that requires hills and students? If you don't mind me asking...

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:09, Reply)

Was lecturing, short tenure, lanxscape photography.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I see, that makes sense. Interesting, I'll pop that in your file.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:13, Reply)

*gets paranoid*
Who are you Mossad?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Merely passing it on to the Central Institute for Co-ordination. Nothing to worry about.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Is that Rob?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I said it was nothing to worry about.......
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Potential troublemaker here
Make a note on his file.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Hello. Back to work for me.
Had an extremely productive week off in that I did virtually nothing and certainly none of the jobs I swore I would do. I did get some new boots, though. They're well cool. This week I will be in a good mood for maybe half of Monday and the. It's back to normal.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Alright? You may wanna do some vanity searches...people have been making some pretty shocking claims about you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

French etc etc?

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

etc etc et ainsi de suite?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Just got an invite to do the Lyke Wake.Walk this weekend. Considdring fitness levels.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Those drugs are really fucking your spelling
I do hope the mental damage isn't permanent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

+ it it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I'm shit on small touchscreens. Big thumbs Rory. Are you Rory btw?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Yeah I'm rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Yeah thought so. How.are.you Rory?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Do you have to carry a coffin when you do that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Wow, rastamouse is a fucking prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)

racialist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

eyrie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Waiting to hear if this retail deal goes through this week, if it does & we can agree terms then I'll be starting a new contract.
If the deal doesn't go through then I will spend the week being even more annoyed than usual.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Can you even *get* more annoyed?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Oh yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

*hides*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Shit
but thanks for asking
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I can barely talk and I'm hacking up mood slime
but I'm still in work making sure every cunt know I'm totally nails for coming in and pretending to work

I'm like Poncho in Predator after he gets hit by the log "I can make it!" What a fucking hero

I make take a little breather in a bit, and I don't mean Battered /airplane!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Morning
Should be a good week for me - broken up by a jolly down to some southern city called Lundunne or something like that. Never heard of it...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Shi-ite
Loads of work but as of Friday it will be 10 years since I started seeing Mrs Cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Congratulations and that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

thankee
I may have curry and wine to celebrate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

MI PLAYSHORE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Top tip: Take her with you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Fuck that
I'll only get 1/2 the wine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Fair point, but 10 years? Go on, share. Or fuck it, buy two bottles and two straws.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

OK then, just this once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

My wife keeps count like that.
I just wait until she mentions something like what you just said and then I know its time to buy a present.
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Outlook calendars are your friend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

All about the automatic send on text messages, my friend.
I have definitely not used this feature to make it look like I'm up early sending best wishes when really I'm hungover in bed, oh no.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

This thread is fucking brilliant Monty.

( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

A thread's only as good as the conversation within.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I bought a coffee grinder in to work today so I can have some decent coffee
What a prick eh?
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Oh dear
You fucking fixiecunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

To be fair it is fucking good coffee

( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I mock you as someone who spent £10 on freshly ground coffee last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Mock less, drink more coffee
https://www.pactcoffee.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

To be fair you are a fucking fixiecunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Don't forget to push pineapples as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

What you need to do here is tell everyone in the office that you're in the warehouse.
And everyone in the warehouse you're in the office.

Then fuck off home or to the pub.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I found a spare pair of glasses in my work drawers.
This means I can drive to work for the rest of the week.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Morning
I made a chilli last night so it's matured chilli for lunch today. Off to play boardgames with the sort of people who play boardgames with strangers tonight, then work pub quiz on Wednesday. Also some bottles of whisky will be arriving at some point.

I might do some work, too, I'm undecided on that one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I made chilli on Saturday
It was fucking lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I used a scotch bonnet, a skinny green one, a fat green one and two chipotles.
It was juuuuust right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)