Morning.
Are you obsessed with anuses?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:05, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

No.
Are you hungover?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:17, Reply)

Not a bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:40, Reply)

Totes still pissed ^^^^
Everybody pay close attention to Amazon today, there's going to be a 'party like it's 1973' run on used Hawkwind gear and bongs!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:47, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:48, Reply)

Alright Badger.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:53, Reply)

ani, Mince. Ani.
You know, like 'referenda'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:32, Reply)

what a peni

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:40, Reply)

you 'twattus majorus'
LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:51, Reply)

Alright.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:52, Reply)

Morning hippy. You're up.early.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I'm always up early

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Marnin

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

:-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:53, Reply)

get fucked, el froggo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:55, Reply)

:-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Frog is a git.
Discuss in no more than 50words giving quotes and examples.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:58, Reply)

>:-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:59, Reply)

Blimey gaylord just joking.
How's yew?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:01, Reply)

[:-}

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:06, Reply)

he felched me up after I told him to shit off and get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:01, Reply)

(o_o)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:07, Reply)

I'm more curious than obsessed
more bi
than and
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:10, Reply)

<(^ . ^<)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:11, Reply)

B===D - - -

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)

(_8^(l)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Yo, Hat-so
He's gotta be, yo Hat-so etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)

qq:-)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Two Hats, living in just one mind
have an earworm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

RICARDO MONTALBAN

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)

FANTASEE AILAND.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I am going to go with "yes"
In the negative sense.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Have you proposed yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Yes
In the negative sense.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Just reading about the McCann thing. After 6years it is remembered that a bloke was sedn that night carrying a.kid? Sounds bollocks frankly.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Sounds sexy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)

(\_/)
( o_o )
(_______)o
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)

What pisses me off with this, sad as what happened is, that there are tens of thousands of kids who go missing in the UK every year. There is hardly any media coverage about any of them, yet the McCanns get all this coverage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Tens of thousands every year?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:27, Reply)

www.missingkids.co.uk has all the details.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Is it in the ten of thousands?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

275,000 people go missing in the UK every year, over 10% of them are kids.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

How Many turn up after a week though?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I have no idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

9

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Geography needs to be taught better.
I suspect more are lost than missing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

'Go missing' as in 'they ran off whilst at Asda and turned up ten minutes later in the freezer aisle'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

After feinting and an ambulance shout?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

All the cool kids are doing it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Picking their butts and chewing it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Hardly their fault though is it
The "new" evidence seemed pretty thin I thought; it seems to me that the chances of being alive are slim to none
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

yeah, but they're rich and Kate McCann is a milf.
A negligent milf, but a milf all the same.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Skeletor milf

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I like them on toast in a cream and brandy sauce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

(~___~)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

What's with the faces?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

(;_;)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Well
Steve Marriott left to form Humble Pie with Peter Frampton, so the remaining members added Rod Stewart on vocals and they shortened the name by dropping the word 'Small'. They were nowhere near as good, and when Rod went solo Ron Wood joined the Rolling Stones and that was that really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

:-D

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Oh ffs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

With a nice frozen shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

I had a shower this morning but it didn't seem to take
I might have another one
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Filthy beast

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

So were you surprised that, aged 40, you were less than entranced by a children's theme park?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Turned on was what disturbed me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Those poor children.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Bitches be strippin

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

So you're in Vegas now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Yes
Yes I am
( Peej, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

d^_^b

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

So did you get your charger back?
I haven't slept since I nicked it
( Peej, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

+ for fear of ending up under Stunned's patio

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I've just spoken to someone very small. It was amusing.
What size do you have to be before you're not very small, but officially a midget?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

5'7"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Haha real people aren't that small!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I think some tribes are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Like pygmies and that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

:-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Fuck me are you shorter than 5' 7"
Cats must be fucking TERRIFYING!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)

5'8" (almost)

(. __ .)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

You made that up.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

<(o_o)>

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Well no, they don't continually preoccupy my thoughts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Sometimes you pause to ponder penises?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Periodically

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Particularly penis ponchos, pal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Just my own
Might go and have a poo once I've finished my tea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)