Possibly the death penalty.
Or prison's should be like prison. People aren't scared to commit crimes these days. Not surprising when they have flat screen telly's and PS3's in the cells.

Also, The Crystal Maze. Not with that Ed Tudor Pole bloke, I think he's dead anyway so problem solved.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh Jason...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Haha! :)
Hook, line and sinker.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

you hooked dozer too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

:)
There is a hint of truth. I do believe we need a harsher justice system.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

why?
if removal of freedom doesn't do it, whether you are being forced to smash rocks 12 hours a day won't either.

People don't stop being criminals because of "fear of prison". Most criminals don't think they will be caught.

Rehabilitation, chut dawg. that's where it's at.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Only the stupid ones get caught.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

but at least they might do something useful whilst in prison if they were smashing rocks
they should use repeat offenders for testing on, rather than animals. nothing bad, like drugs, just cosmetics. a nice stint of having to mince around the exercise yard in cherry red lipstick and matching twinkling nails should be a nice treat for some, punishment for others...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

If you want to wear make up
it should be tested on something you love, not that you despise. I'm all for shoving stuff in the eyes of bunnies. Make it kittens or puppies, even better. Or ducklings. You want that look, suffer some guilt for it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

i only want to look better because MEN and SOCIETY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

No, you want to wear paint because WOMEN and COSMO.
Straight men usually don't give a fuck, and by "society" you mean "what your shrivelled-ovary overlord harridans tell you to do"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Also, I'm about to go and teach so I can't stay around for this
but why should they do something useful? Vast precentages of humanity do nothing "useful" in their day to day lives. Why should prisoners be made to do it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I'm being pretty useless right now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

maybe you're right
let's just harvest their organs instead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Isn't that down to more the individuals psyche?
(watch us wreck the mike)

I would certainly be deterred from committing a crime again if I was in a bleak cell on a day to day basis.

Rehab is for quitters.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

yeah but (I assume) you wouldn't do the crime in the first place
so you're not really a relevant example.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

yeah but it's not just a deterant is it, it's so the public/victims feel they have got justice
50/50 sentencing, 50% pain and humiliation 50% rehabilitation.

Simple
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

harsher how?
Severing limbs?

Death penalty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

make them listen to one of your dj sets?
actually that was uncalledfor, i'm sure your sets are good. you seem to know your oats there, if nowhere else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I'd make them read your script.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

they'd love it
got rave reviews from a TOP LONDON COMEDIAN ACTUALLY, so there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Jim Davidson isn't exactly what you can call 'TOP', soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Michael McIntyre is about as funny as radiotherapy, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

^TGGI

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

you should deffo post an extract

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

She'll only DELETE it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

yes
shortly after i send this baby deer into that pit of wolves and snakes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Depends on the crime, innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

indecent homosexual sex acts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

DEATH!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

death by Aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

*Shakes head*
reckless kids.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Also: genocide.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

you tabloid tit
Prisons are horrible.

There aren't flat screens or PS3s in cells.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

You need to catch up on your Daily Mail reading, you CHUMP.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

you need to die

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Are you okay hun? That was an exceedingly poor quality retort, even for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

soz m8
Swipe's bullying has really got me down :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Don't let it get you all upset man, she's just jealous of your handsome face.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he looks like a downs at the vinegars
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

It's a strong look.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

you look like a rusty spastic with a massive nose, desperately waddling from one disastrous relationship to the next
The hooray Henrietta hippo, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

You 'would' though? Right?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)

this is his idea of flirting
it's why he's not had sex since he jammed it in a watermelon at age 14
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

wouldnae touch it wi yours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I couldn't tell if you did, mine don't work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

we know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)