the internet told me he had been stalking me
his exhausted cock must look like a cheesy wotsit by now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:39, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

He's been stalking me, too.
Wanking over my car, or sutin
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

that ent bird shit mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

:( I feel used.
I didn't stalk you have some respect.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

probably best if you don't look in the glove box

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

pffft
you posted naked pics of yourself wallowing on your bed in your profile!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I MEANT ON LINKEDIN!
WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE?!?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

being nosey innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

ANYWAY I WASN'T NAKED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It was obviously supposed to look like you were, which is pretty traj.
Dunno how you managed to still look ginger after you'd run it through a photoshop sepia filter, mind. That takes skill.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

you were titillating sweaty internetters
can you imagine what they've done with/over those photos...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

i was showing my friend how frizzy my hair went in the caribbean
GOD!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

And then put it in your b3ta profile.
Because that's how you share photos with your friends, apparently.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Is there still a b3ta hot or not page?
That was lol
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Probably somewhere on the internet, yeah.
the Hot or Not site, I reckon.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I can see why your manager gets so many complaints about your attitude

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

THAT WAS A DIFFERENT PICTURE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Oh, you put a different naked bed wallowing picture on your b3ta profile.
Right. Soz.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

that one was just a face shot!
of course it was naked. isn't your face naked RIGHT NOW?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

It was the worst attempt at Katy Perry style "sexy" I've ever seen.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
don't make me dig out very old gazzes from you on the point...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Typical swipe
Runs out of sea room and falls back on one of three tired old favourites.

1 "You're not getting any"
2 "You have a tiny cock"
3 "I shall make vague threats about my nebulous gaz archive"

Yawn, new material please!
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

"friend"
yeah
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

just because i have some

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I have five.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

^^ defensive

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

they I
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Facebook occasionally suggests to me that I might know you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

really? i don't think you've ever come up and i DO KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

We have four mutual friends

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

me!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I know his full name

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

There isn't a prize, you know?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

The internet is such a grass sometimes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)