I like the moon landings one because it really brings out the secret theorists
the ones who laugh all the rest of the stuff off, but truly and genuinely believe the moon landings were filmed in a desert.

alt: meat, beer, gin

altalt: I'm afraid there's no such thing as a soup-woe except when it explodes a little bit in the microwave
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am always awed by the people who don't believe in the moon landings.
It just shows a level of wilful ignorance that is impressive.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WIND AND THE FLAG AND THE REFLECTIONS AND THE GRAVITY AND THE GROUND

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Never mind that shit
They would CLEARLY sink into the cheese
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

What if it's parmesan?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Then there clearly wouldn't be dust, would there?
And it would fucking stink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

The the director was shaving money.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Schteve?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Well, yes, other than those.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

It does
usually accompanied though by some mild shameface.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

are you coming to berk's bash? please say yes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

+y

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

nope
nope, I've got nothing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

'baysh'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

you've made me want pizza now, you cockmonkey
thin and crispy base with half fat cheese and lots of veggies and chillis. that's the only way to go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Get one then. Fuck it get two, apparently Dominoes do 2 for 1 so that should be enough to fuel your gigantic frame.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

OR i could invite the boy toy or some friends around to share them with me
rather than a lonely wanking session for 1, like SOME PEOPLE...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

yeah, 'boy toy', yeah 'friends'. I believe you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Best get one with meat on then, for the normal people

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

like i hang out with "normal" people
this is why we go out drinking so regularly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I'm not sure!
I booked train tickets down but it looks like I might have a multiple choice exam on the day after. Will weigh it up :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

alright Amberl.
How is east Sussex treating you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Not bad thanks Al
nice place here. How are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

alright thanks. Very busy.
I currently have far more washing machines than necessary and they are clogging up my living room.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I had risottwoes last week
My Sainsburys one tasted of fuck all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

:( but then it must be hard for a pre-cooked risotto to taste of much
they're supposed to be served almost instantly aren't they?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I shall not investigate further

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Wise choice
I recommend the soup option.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Their veggie one is nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)