Got a favourite pussy Mrs Sloecombe?
metro.co.uk/2013/10/16/never-drink-alone-again-with-wine-for-cats-4148574/
Perfect pressie. What would you buy for a pet?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:15, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A black person to look after it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)

i think more animals should wear hats

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Pourquoi?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

they look funny
and would have warmer heads
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I'd vote for you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:32, Reply)

i might try and take over america
I hear they don't have a government
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Well I dunno about that
but today Im sick of my facebook being filled with self righteous Mothers posting stupid pictures with "Full Time Mum" as a fake career and a list of things they do.
Yeah yeah, yada yada. Get fuckin over it.

What's grinding your gears today, B3ta?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Benders moaning about Facebook.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I'm having a bad day.
How's about you kindly fuck off, before I cut you like the bitch you are.

Yeah?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)

I'm sorry i didn't mean it. I'm being nice in real life so have to address the balance somewhere.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

Look, it's just me and you, Frog, yeah.
We best be buds or this place is down the shitter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

This place IS?
Hmmmmm...
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I can't promise anything due to train woes and wanting to get home, but I will do my best.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I'm being forced to listen to Drake's album
cementing my belief that Hip Hop is moron music.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

I like some hip hop so I suppose you are right :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

shit hip hop like Drake is for morons
Bit unfair to tar it all with the same brush, no?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)

You tarred all trance with it?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:35, Reply)

it's entirely fair to tar all trance with the shitty brush

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:56, Reply)

It's okay everyone I made it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Made what Frogface?
Lifesize Uncle Bulgaria with a gimp mask, big cock and a realistic hairy bumhole for losing your Frogspawn in? Chicken Risotto? Some form of bent cocktail? Specify please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

On the 1742 man, come on now. It's the same everyday!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Are you Reggie Perrin?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

*walks into the sea*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

*steals clothes*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:09, Reply)

*shakes fist, wears only bowler hat*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

*waves from a distance while laughing like a drain.*

Mind you, I've never heard or seen a drain laughing so I may be doing it wrong.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I think it's a sort of 'gurgle'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Not laughing but drowning.

I might write a poem.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Well, thank God for that.
I was really, really worried.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Alright Phudbree

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Hi, Doc, how goes it? Curing the masses, I trust.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

I tried my best, but most of them died.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Never mind, at least the operation was a success, so technically you're a genius.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)

That's more like it, a bit of recognition for my 'work'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Here to help. Mind you, some folk think Dennis Nilsen did good work.
Trying to work out what to eat tonight.

EDIT. In latest news, the good lady has suggested the chippy. Fish supper it is.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I'm having pizza. Which is nice, so I'm lead to believe.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

eat a bag of dicks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:32, Reply)

edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:55, Reply)

You're that mad doctor on the Human Centipede aren't you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)

the birds in that are quite fit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I wish, I can only aspire to his greatness.
I have you noted down for the middle.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I'm gonna plane down a door in a bit, but I have a bit of a tummy ache so if might die before I get the chance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

plane it?
Is it too big for the frame?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)

It's too small Dozerman.
That's why he's smalling it down.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Needs to thicken the frame.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

typical Nakers!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)

warped innit, like your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:39, Reply)

edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

sup, niggaz?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I'm still posting this quite alot.
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I'm still garnering a modicum of humour from it, and that's all that matters.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

it truly is hilarious.
no wonder you keep doing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Fish supper anticipation.
Salivating like Joey sucking a lemon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

chicken in madeira and wild mushroom sauce.
Broccoli, cauliflower and parsnips to accompany.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:29, Reply)

to clarify, that is what I am having.
I'm not just randomly quoting menus at you. That would be weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Goodness me, that's impressive. Last week you were pimping supermarket eight inch pizzas with marmite, Garam Masala and a touch of spunk to add that salty hint of seafood.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:35, Reply)

It's a long way to go for chicken.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)

And all the way back to get parsnips.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I suspect he's going to someone else's house for supper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:51, Reply)

he's been to a food bank probs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

sainsbo's bargain bin
Total cost three quid
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

She was good on Britain's Got Talent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Anyone who uses the abbreviation 'Sainsbo's' is a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Right its okay I'm home now, please go about your business.
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

shit off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

bit rude

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

edgy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Big fat cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Great band, man.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I'm listening to Johnny Cash.
So T
HERE!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I love Johnny Cash

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Burning ring of fire much?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)