You'll find fuck all but racist bile and ignorant bullshit in the Metro
What with it being the Mail for people that don't want to pay for it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's not really
Don't get me wrong it's a piece of shit, but it doesn't feel as hateful as the mail
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah, it is.
It's just less shouty about it.

It would struggle not to be. It's owned by the Mail and most of the stories are taken from the Mail.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Americans like it for the pics apparently as.they're in colour.
I've flogged a few on e-bay to the little sweethearts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

?
and also

?

Erm, the US, like most countries these days, prints almost all of its newspapers in colour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

They just like the Metro and are prepared to pay for copies which have a big story.
Royal wedding one sold well and royal baby. Probs just big UK stories.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

This is not doing anything to disprove my theory
that every single person that buys stuff off eBay is an utter retard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I bought some T-Shirts off ebay. apparently American size 'M' is big enough to cover a fucking duvet with.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

This is because "M" in US sizing is "Yo Momma"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

It's funny because she is morbidly obese!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Actually, that wasn't meant to be an actual "YM" gag
despite how it seems. It was kind of a reworking of the "Yo Momma so fat .. " meme.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

In which case...
It's not funny because 'Yo Mamma' jokes weren't even that good in 1994.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I didn't say it was funny, frogster
failure of US clothing manufacturers to make decent gags ain't my problem, is it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Alright steady on, I lolled heartily. Better now precious?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

i use it for stuff that you can't get anywhere else
books that are out of print, perfume they don't make any more.

oh, that's it. oh well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

That's not entirely true.
I love the metro, it's Page 3 has funny news stories of the day and their website constantly emulates BuzzFeed which is a rip-off of CollageHumour circa 2005.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)