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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm having a "kart off" with badger tomorroqwwhich b3tan would you like to challenge to what contest?
alt: wanna buy some tongue?
altalt: what car do you drive? What car would you like? This is purely to start an argument
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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I'd challenge 'Bill Clay' at being real.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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i donnu man...you're all stalky and computer literate these days, I'm not sure I trust you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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Rory has been an enigma since the begining of time and you found him in 5 mins?I begining to smell bacon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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My ex was a Detective Constable actually....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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Only one way to sort that one out docwww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24937
if you've got the stones, that is
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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I don't see you signing up yet Doc Brown-trousers(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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You'll pull through, you've been through worse(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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I'll tap in on the commute, maybe a lonely evening here and there and the "awake at 7am on a Saturday cos we've got kids threads"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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Guess I'll never see you again, then.Try not to cry, yeah?
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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i'll cry into a small vial of my own blood and pop it in the poist for you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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I'll get the Chomplettes to come over and bodypop outside your new manor.(
Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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What an excellent image(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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Is this you reaching up to be carried cos your legs have got tired you fucking toddler(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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I have a Volvo V70 diesel estate.Dull, but ideal for chauffeuring a two year old around in.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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Volvo? Vulva more like you car wrong cock lord(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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Well obviously I'd like a Bentley Flying Spur like Rory's dad has got, but I lack the funds. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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I don't own a carTerrible isn't it? My wife has a Saab 9-3 Vector Sport 1.9 TiD 150. Can you provide me with things to start an argument with her, we don't argue enough.
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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haharory has plenty to say about saabs, I'm sure he can help
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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Ohhhh, manthat's what I had, except the "anniversary" spec with the DVD/touchscreen satnav shizzle
Rory says it's totally shit, and Rory's got to be right.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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I dont want to take any of you onAlt:
No ta
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BMW 318. I'd like a 6 series or ideally an Aston Martin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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I might take on swipe at a pizza eating challange(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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I had the MEATZA last night, and lost in a competition against myself :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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I'm glad to see my name has been taken up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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I liked it and am using it regularly from now on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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bit like when you play monopoly or scrabble or pass the pigs or game of life or go for broke or coppit or yahtzee or land of the lost dinosaurs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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I'm reading this as you'd like to suck chompy's cock.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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get a peppermill and cover it with 3 inch thick pubic hair, right the way from the grinder to the tip(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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i had my usual gay extra thin crust with half fat cheese last nightwith onions and mushrooms and baby spinach and sweet chillis.
it defeated me :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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I don't like the 318.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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Neither do IIt is purely functional
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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It's a terribly dull vehicle. But yeah, practical I suppose.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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Had one issue since I got itthat was sorted under warranty.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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Yeah, I'm spending the next 2 days in a bit welding up the bottom of the stupid mx5 I bought (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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I thought you were moving into leccy work, not hairdressing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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Yeah, it's incredible how many women own mx5s,However, it is a great little car to drive, reminds me of the old lotus 7, sits really nice on the road, handles well, doesn't leak.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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My mate had one for years and loved it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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This one is a Japanese import, so hopefully the work I'm doing will pay off, And I can flog it to some moron owners club chump as a rare model in a couple of years.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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I think there should be more small sports cars, lightweight, small engine etcin this day and age, high petrol/tax prices etc it makes sense
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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Might be why there's a lot of Smart roadsters aboutthe Brabus versions seem popular as well.
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They are fun little things, as long as you are shorter than 5'10,Not a tall man's car the smart.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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Men aren't shorter than 5'10(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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So does that make battered a woman? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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I'd challenge Nakers to a 'sword' fightAlt: My nan used to give us tongue sandwiches when we were kids. I remember quite liking it.
Altalt: A red one, because they go faster.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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Tongue is quite tasty but there are nicer things to eatNot YM obv. She tastes like Moby Dick was sunbathing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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are you trying to get us to touch willies?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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Don't tell me you're not tempted.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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tempted? I'm harder than Iron Man's cock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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Altalt: I might have bought a dud. In fact, I have definitely bought a dud.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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I drive a mk2 Golf Gti in schwarzblau.It is the love of my life.
If money were no object, I'd have a 1972 Aston Martin V8 Vantage.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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I drove one the other week, It might have had something wrong with it, didn't get a full look over, but it cornered like a jelly roller skate. I can see why all the "lads down the estate" lower the suspension and stiffen it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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what kind of estate do the kiuds drive Aston Martins on?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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Ha, misunderstanding for comedy effect. Classic. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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The bushes don't often get replaced because they're usually ragged around by clueless chavs.Causes all sorts of problems. Mine'll get polybushed when I get the funds.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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Yeah, that's what I assumed. Also, how tall are you? I struggled to find a comfortable sitting position.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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6'3"Seat slid right back, seat base tilted right forward, seat back tilted back.
You can put in a Corrado or Scirocco seat slide to get more room, apparently.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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fair enough, I played about a bit, but I couldn't get the support under my legs, and with my knee thing it makes it difficult.
You know what, I loved the old scirocco, but the new one us pretty good too, I was surprised.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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i can never get good leg support, it's the price I pay for being genetically superiorI like the new scirroco, but would prefer a Brera
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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I was out looking at cars for my dad, Decent spec audis have bits on the front of the seat to extend it for the longer of legged.
It's s pity my father is a midget.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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oooh, that's coolYou what I want ina car, that they never have. A bin, maybe with a rubbish compactor, then the car shits out a shrink wrapped rubbish turd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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A bin? Open the window and throw it out on the verge like a normal person.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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Yurt prick. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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I'd have a Scirocco. Any mark, doesn't matter.The thing that turned me off was front wheel drive in a coupe body. It ain't right, Winders. It just ain't right.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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Kroney is the opposite of Batteredhe towered over me like an impressive monument.
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Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_statue.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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Good call on the 72I'd like a Singer 911 very much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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anyone know of anywhere nice to lunch off the M1?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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Yeah, carry on down to the bottom of it and you should find plenty of places.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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i think there's a travel lodge near MK somewhere(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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well there's your answer thenthey do a GREAT breakfast.
if you're a pikey with no tastebuds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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How'd you reckon you go about reviving an old car marque?I'd totally buy a new Morris.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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buy the rightsset up a factory
buy a doner chassis/engine etc
market the shit out of it so people believe it is real
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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Those old BL marques are presumably still owned by the Government.With all the empty factories, unemployment and economic downturn, I'm surprised they haven't resurrected one as a sort of Weirmacht autobahn style public works project.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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Probelm is the midlandsers (Placids) still seem to have the same attitude that they had in the 70s(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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The whole trend of modernising old car shapes, Beetle, mini, scirocco etc, I wouldn't be surprised if someone does it. The retro thing is in. Look at all the cunt on bicycles.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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I genuinely think it's a goer.There's a huge pool of car engineering skills in the UK, from designers all the way down to factory workers. Those lads in Dagenham won't be in a job for much longer.
They could absolutely resurrect a domestic car marque. Rover and Austin have bad reputations, but how about something like Alvis or Riley?
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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I think it's been long enough that if you put together a cheap little Morris, The sort of kids young enough to buy one won't really have much knowledge of the reputation. Plus that retro thing appeals to yuppie hipsters who want a cheap but cool first car.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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Aren't they both Coronation St characters?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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A CAR?! I ride a VELOCIPEDE.Nah, jokes, I've got a Micra (K11C era) and I love it.
Dream car? Yenko Camaro or failing that a Z/28.
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Yeah, this. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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Dream car or actual car?You already bagsied my favourite Aston so you can do one.
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Both, soz.No offence, yeah?
I've never really been a huge fan of Corvettes, or jelly-mould Micras, come to that. Get a mk1 Civic and we'll talk.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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None taken!Do you mean Chevys? I can't stand Corvettes either mind.
Micra was my first car, couldn't afford much else, and never needed to upgrade since the move to London Town.
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Oh, I thought the z28 was a corvette.Camaros are nicer looking cars, though I've never drive one.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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I'd challenge the lot of you to a driving without a satnav and/or stopping and asking for directions like some kind of sensible cunt contest
altalt: its silver. i'd like a delorean or ford fairlane or a fuckoffcarsareshit
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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Satnavs are for pricks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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Altalt: I have a fucking awesome Y plate Vauxhall Astra 1.6ltr 8 valve Club Edition with REAL velour seats.I'd like a Jeep Patriot CRD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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clearly this is the correct answerwww.autoblog.com/2008/05/19/1961-ferrari-california-spyder-sells-for-record-10-894-900/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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I saw one the other day parked on the street...nevber seen one before. It looked AMAZING(
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