I might cook an egg curry later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

that sounds like a recipe for the most toxic farts ever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Only if I did a sprout dish as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Im having Egg and Chicken
Because I fucking hate chickens and want to make them suffer at both stages.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Which will you eat first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Which ever one comes first

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Says the vegetarian.

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

i never ever fart
like all girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_a_vegetarian's_farts_smell_worse_than_average
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i cannot believe you googled that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Really?
I mean, you have met me.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

good point
i can totally believe you googled that.

man i'm sorry i was (predictably) late. i'd have loved to see you and kroney finding one another in a crowded pub!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It was pretty easy really
We were just standing there minding our own business when the 8 foot tall guy walks over and says "You wouldn't happen to be Cornish would you?" He didn't even tell us who he was until we had been chatting for a few minutes.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

haha brilliant
he's not as tall as stunned
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Until I meet Stunned Poster I refuse to believe he exists

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

oh, he exists alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Yeh yeh and so does the tooth fairy, easter bunny and god.

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

believe me, he really does
the only man on the planet who can grope your arse when he already has both hands full
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

how?

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

magic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Prehensile penis.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Also, sucked his cock behind then bins then?

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

no, i was worried it might fall off in my mouth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'm afraid I can confirm the existance of Stunned Poster
late of this parish.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Needs more kippers.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Jerk chicken for me tonight.
I marinated it this morning at 9am.
Is it wrong to have it with noodles?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

What is it about you gays where you have to rub it in our faces?
Fuck off and take your noodles with you.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

unless hes feeling rapey it should be fine

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Everything in this post is gay slang
Jerk Chicken, Marinated in the morning, 9AM, wrong, noodles.

What wrong with you people
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Just keep you straight views to yourself, yeah?
Always shoving your babies in paedo's faces then crying rape.

Your kind makes me SICK!

And not just for your leftover fuckin pasties!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)