In the office for the first time in about 2 months

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Are you wearing trousers?
I'm in the waiting area for my interview, the tea tastes horrid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I wouldn't work there, then.

( Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Unless he's applying to be the tea boy
He could really make a difference
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I had to check
Yes, I'm wearing trousers. Good luck with the interview. What's the job?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Contract killer.
The word's got around that Windy's the sort of person who can knock a person off in the bogs and leave nothing to connect it to him.

Also he's quite good at killing people lol
( Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

See, my work provide PG Tips and it's shit.
But I've got a tin of Yorkshire Tea on my desk.

I once worked for a company that provided tea and coffee but the tea they provided was Lipton Yellow, for fucks sake.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Christ.
I don't I can add anything to this that actually makes it look any more tragic.

b3ta.com/questions/baddates/post2125810
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Maybe his nodding balloon hat was blocking her view?
He makes zombie films, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I bet he really liked her as well and had even considered opening up his limited edition still-boxed Japan only Rapeotron for the occasion.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Is this a parody or something?
b3ta.com/questions/baddates/post2125813

Or is he actually being serious, I can't tell.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I liked the earnest reply which suggested that by indulging his manchild instincts he was somehow ultimately making himself happier.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

also:
No wonder Chompy went so odd after Pizzagate, he was having flashbacks.

b3ta.com/questions/baddates/post2125926
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

You secretly love QOTW don't you? It's nice you've taken time from your busy schedule to compile and categorise quite a few of them.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

How could you not love a forum in which...
....people post things like 'I bought some wine and then drank it'?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

That Katy Perry sure don't write them like she used to

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)