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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I haven't been to a black tie party in ages.
I always wear Simpsons sock at black tie events because I'm subversively wakki.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:14, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Owning wakki socks definitely singles you out as some sort of chode.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Isn't a chode a cock that's wider than it is long?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
chode is a shite where I'm from

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
No, it's a mythical creature that's half cheetah, half toad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
It hops at 60mph and is poisonous if you lick it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Well, I never.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Seems a bit rude, Windy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Yeah, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Just the one?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Yeah, I ain't some sort of revolutionary, drimble.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Simpsons clothing is like entry level wakki though. POOR SHOW!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I'm totally sporting a Family Guy Banana Brian tie clip.
And, get this, I'M NOT EVEN WEARING A TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
A friend of mine bought two pairs of personalised socks
One saying "Craig", the other "David", so that he had two pairs of "Craig David" socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
haha
I quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
My surname is also a common first name, so I could do it for myself
I never considered that before
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Jim John?
Joe Jeff?
Tim Tom?
Dave Dan?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It wouldn't work because your first name is an uncommon surname.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Cottoneyed Joe?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)
No, my eyes are made of rage.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
cool yer boots joe youre a fucken teddy bear so you are

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)
But surely that would only take him up to Tuesday?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

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