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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is Birmingham north? That's about the most north I have been since birth.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
no, southerners can have it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)
I don't want it. I went there for a curry and a shag but I wouldn't go back.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:30, Reply)
They don't do that in curry houses down south.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)
it must have been a really crap shag
most men would crawl on broken glass to get their cocks wet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Driving about 300 miles is about my limit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)
yeah but why didn't you go back for more?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)
I bet you can guess in one attempt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)
she said no?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)
you couldn't get it up?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)
you called her "mummy" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)
you called her "daddy" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)
you cried afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)
you whipped out your bent e-cig for that post-coital moment and she dumped you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Why are you so obsessed with my super kewl 'vaping' apparatus?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)
stunned has one too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)
He is also kewl and sexy. So I understand.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)
The answer I was looking for was 'dumped'.
Join us again next week for another edition of zzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)
any one of my answers would be better than this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Well yeah but I SPEEK DA TROOF

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)
you can't be a real man
they all lie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I'm not, because 'my cock doesn't work'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:46, Reply)
so you keep saying
but i'm sure you'll find the right man one day
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I'm meeting one tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)
strangle wanking doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Oh well in that case I'm not. :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)
EXACTLY. There are curtained partitions for that pursuit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)
fuck off it is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Well I don't know do I? You couldn't get that much more south than me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

and by "south" you mean "celibate and mildly retarded" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Yes of course that's what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)
i thought so
i am learning to understand your garbled garbage
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)
It's the accent innit? I find it hard to understand Stunned Poster now he's all 'transatlantic'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Trunk, hood, elevator etc.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Wait? What? Slow down son, you ain't in Kansas anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I've driven to Inverness.
It was strange up there. They all had their faces in their chests, or one giant hopping foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)
I don't know where that is. But i'd like to see these 'people' and attempt sex with one or more of them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

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