Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Up yours, titch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I have one of the worst hangovers I have ever had.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Dunno how that could have happened.
you drinking tea with Boyce and all
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I have managed after he wandered off, when putting a bag of rubbish in the outside bin, to fall over, graze one of my knees and twist my ankle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Self inflicted injuries, case dismissed

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Age.
First thing to go is your hair, then your hearing and eyesight, then your balance.

Means the next thing you've got to look forward to is incontinence. Enjoy that. On the plus side, Stunned's ahead of you on that score.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Should have stayed about from it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)