well it's dead in here tonight
what are you all up to?

i am giving a client a freebie, and then off to the gym...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:59, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Archery tonight.
It's an in-house tournament. Five dozen arrows at 20 yards at worcester faces.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

BOOZER.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

reading

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:09, Reply)

shit town

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

no no no
As in books.

I have family in Reading.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)

twtj
and also twat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)

I know it was the joke but it was fucking drivel
Also, shit off you fat mess and take your burger nips with you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)

orchestra
and introspection
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Wash your hands afterwards then.
Or have you the Marigolds on?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

I shall also be attempting to stay awake.
It ain't werkin.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

imma get on the 1210s tonight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Playing what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

that daniel avery album
It's well good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I'm going to look into this and see if I agree.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

key tracks are Water Jump, Drone Logic, Need Electric and Naive Reception

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)

I never liked scales.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

not posting on b3ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

I miss you x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

oh, lol

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Did you enjoy the gig the other night hippy?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Where you been, man?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

DON'T LEAVE US!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)

thank fuck for that
You poisonous and curmudgeonly old cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Upset ^^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)

^ fat wife and long term renter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

And you can't get higher praise than that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:32, Reply)

alright P dizzle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Dozer, my man, how ya doin'?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

awright aye
Just got home.

You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Fine, ta. Drinking wine and about to eat cold meats and pickles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:39, Reply)

I really miss butteries
Luckily I can get tattie scone in Tesco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

You want some butteries?

I can score some of Aitken's finest and post them if you wish.


Gaz me if ya want.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

they'll be stale by the time they get here :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Bollox! They were invented for taking on trawlers and the fat content ensures they stay fresh for ages. A quick thirty seconds in a microwave will revive weeks-old rowies.

I sent some to mate in the Philippines, FFS.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:51, Reply)

awright will gaz you l8r m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:52, Reply)

No probs. I can supply an impressive meally pudding and sundry other butcher delights if you wish.
I also realise this provides strike through opportunities.
My name is not Aberdeen Angus.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

I'm vegetarian
You DISGUST me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Careful. He might be telling you a Whopper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

I'm holding out for a bender in a bun

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Course you are, Bonnie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Also freeze well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Giving a client a freebie involves what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Lube.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)

taking her false teeth out

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)

no payment
obvs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)

ayment izza
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Loss leader, innit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Pro-Bonner

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Going to have a play on the Blender design programme.
Excellent stuff, free too :)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Doing actual reading
comes as a shock.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

The best bit is when Spot finally gets to run.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

No spoilers!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

it turns out that it's all been written by Briony as an attempt to make amends for the devastating effects of that childhood lie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Yeah Spot's back legs had been amputated

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

So that he couldn't run away from the Mods?
Poor Spot.
:(
'Ning The LOVELY Amberl.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)