you first

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I have no middle name
I am 6' 1" (probably mentioned that before)
My mortgages are [REDACTED]
I missed my Barclaycard payment yesterday
I have size 11 feet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

My middle name is Nicholas.
I claim to be 5'8" but I'm probably 5'7.1/2"
My mortgage is £32k
I wear size 11 trainers and boots, size 12 'proper' shoes.
I have lived four different places in Folkestone, but only in two roads.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I need to get some new work boots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I only really wear boots. I require the additional ankle support.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I dont own any shoes
only boots and trainers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I have one pair of shoes for when idiots either get married or die.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

idiots either get married or die. Dubya does another press conference
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

hahaha!
You's on fiyahh today Reg
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I almost missed that, nice!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I have a middle name
I am also 6'1"
My mortgage has not been redacted
I have never owned a credit card
I have size 10 feet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not sure how this information will save off topic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

So, you have girls feet. I see.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

If you've been seeing girls with size 10 feet, I suspect they may not always have been girls
cf. swipe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I suppose you're right in that sense. Perhaps I just meant 'bent' or 'effeminate' as 10's aren't like, y'know, manly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Whereas being shorter than swipe is?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

MY FEET ARE A SIZE 6 or 7 AT THE MOST
WHICH IS AVERAGE FOR A WOMAN OF 5'7".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Dozer says can you post a pic of your feet so he can check.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
his foot fetish is disturbing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)