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^ghey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I asked out the current Mrs Kroney via email, which read
"Do you maybe think that going for a drink with me might possibly be something you might want to do, some time?"

She fucking jumped at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)
smooth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Her response was "Hahahaha. Sure."
Or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I told her not to talk with her mouth full of spunk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)
At least you can't stammer in an email.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Classic flangehounding!
You knew EXACTLY what you were doing, player.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
well yeah
he'd slept with half her colleagues by then, the RAGING SLUT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)
It's lies like this that could give a man an undeserved reputation :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'm gonna gaz him for tips as I respect and admire that sort of thing.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
are there any women where you work?
this could be a life changing decision for you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Nah, only fellas.
Anyway I wouldn't want one I had to see all the fucking time anyway. Boring innit.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
so why are you pestering kroney for tips on boning colleagues?
it's like you made a sleazy throwaway comment without thinking it through.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I just meant boning in general. I think you knew this and are trying to be difficult and funny.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
She is neither of those things.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
i don't know why i missed you :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I can see she ain't funny, you'll have to let me know on being 'easy'

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
but you have a soggy cock that doesn't work

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I dunno why you are so bothered by this.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
it just seems to be a crime against nature

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
It is. But it's also none of your business.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
yes it is
you share your cock with us, that makes it our business
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I share my cock with anyone.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
FINE, bring it round tonight and i'll have a look for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Rory's right about your morals.
Or lack thereof.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
i'm not being serious
i would never sleep with either of you losers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Just suck their cocks in a doorway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
we'd been going out for 3 years by that point!
it wasn't our fault there were no nightbuses, we were poor horny students...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
What about Reg?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
i thought you were reg

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
even swipe thinks you're rory, doc

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

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