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I asked out the current Mrs Kroney via email, which read
"Do you maybe think that going for a drink with me might possibly be something you might want to do, some time?"
She fucking jumped at it.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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smooth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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Her response was "Hahahaha. Sure."
Or words to that effect.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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I told her not to talk with her mouth full of spunk.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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At least you can't stammer in an email.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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well yeah
he'd slept with half her colleagues by then, the RAGING SLUT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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It's lies like this that could give a man an undeserved reputation :(
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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are there any women where you work?
this could be a life changing decision for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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so why are you pestering kroney for tips on boning colleagues?
it's like you made a sleazy throwaway comment without thinking it through.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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She is neither of those things.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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i don't know why i missed you :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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but you have a soggy cock that doesn't work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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it just seems to be a crime against nature
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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yes it is
you share your cock with us, that makes it our business
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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FINE, bring it round tonight and i'll have a look for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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i'm not being serious
i would never sleep with either of you losers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:33,
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Just suck their cocks in a doorway?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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we'd been going out for 3 years by that point!
it wasn't our fault there were no nightbuses, we were poor horny students...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35,
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i thought you were reg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35,
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even swipe thinks you're rory, doc
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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