Alt: I'm very tempted to have some crumpets, as I missed breakfast this morning.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^ lardy bint ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

actually crumpets are almost fat free
so THERE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

But you wouldn't eat one without slathering it with butter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

i would
i like them with a scraping of crunchy peanut butter

it was a weight watchers breakfast back in the day, although i think they meant a tsp not a tbsp
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

See I can't understand that. It has to be an inch thick or don't bother.
Like pate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Not surprising to see fat women on B3ta sticking up for each other.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

What, for not eating breakfast?
Yeah, it's a wonder I can get my fat arse out of my chair and into the kitchen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I see, so skip one meal so have can have a double portion of something really unhealthy for lunch?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Crumpets are massively overrated.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

you're doing it wrong!
another ww recipe: mini pizzas made with crumpets - bit of tomato puree, sprinkle some half fat or cottage cheese on top, veggies or jalapenos or cubes of animal carcass, happy days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Or you could make a pizza.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

calories innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

crumpets spread with butter and marmite, topped with cheesy baked beans and a poached egg on the side is well nommington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

But they're just so ... nothing. They're the baking equivalent of a rice cake.
Muffins - now THERE'S a treat! Bacon and cheese and tom sauce on that muddyfunster and you're ready to rock, roll, and, er ... carry on with whatever virtual world you're currently master of.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Rice cakes are also nice.
See also plain popcorn.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

This is definitely wrong, bordering on suspicious.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Did you just say 'nommington'?
LTI. Immediately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

get fucked you internet dugong

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Or
"Pikey's pizza" as it's known around our parts.

Althouhg that's with toast. So yorn is a posh pikey's pizza

*Something about abducting blonde girls*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

it's just a good way of keeping calories and fat down
nothing pikey about it, honest!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Save it for the judge, McKeith.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

NO GINGER CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

*faints*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

That sounds fucking repulsive.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

if you want pizza for hardly any calories compared to a proper pizza, you'll do it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

NO
No we won't
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Crumpet pizza? Are you an actual spastic? (This is rhetorical)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

you are such an ignoramus :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY AMUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Yes Mr Wilkes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Ney, Amos.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

*pours pint*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Hahaha. That's one of my earliest memories of TV.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)