I'll tell you what, it beats listening to them whinging about how fat and old they're getting when
you're expected to say "oh no, you're just as sexy as the first day I met you" when everybody knows it's a lie. That shit gets tiresome real fast.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You've got to be honest with them, or they let themselves go

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

yeah, fuck shared history and things in common and all the support they've given you over the years
MOAR 20 year old tits please.

yep. 20 year old tits to go with the 40 year old tit paying for them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

^TGGI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

FINALLY you're getting the idea.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

^this bitch gets it^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah ok.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

The old 20/40 stupid man listening to his penis card there.
Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

My penis has my best interests at heart
I keep him happy, he keeps me happy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Symbiosis. Right there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)