My ciabatta is rising at the thought of your ciabatta rising.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Prove it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

My missus got me bread baking stuff for my birthday
including one of those dough cutters I felt well professional
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Mines only in a machine I just got.
Stick milk, olive oil and ciabatta mix in a box, switch on and 3 hrs later a crackin' loaf and all the smell that goes with it.
It's fucken witchcraft.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

It's not baking unless it involves getting your hands dirty and covered in dough, and an oven.
BREAD MACHINES IS CHEATING!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

you all sound like fags

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:35, Reply)

At least my shit's not retarded.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

mine was more of a puddle today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

TGGI^
She offered to buy me a bread machine but I actually enjoy the process
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I realise this but I tried the trad way
and ended up staying in for a week 'cos I couldn't touch any door handles.
This way is lazy but the bread's as good.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Have you considered killing yourself?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah but with a bread machine
it's a slow process.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I though it was only Geordie Jay who liked the smell of Russell Hobbs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:35, Reply)

and men's cocks.
And arses.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Hobbs Grant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I think he would be more a Tovey fan

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Do I really knead to?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Only if you can rise to it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Whatever you want, my flour.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Ok, I'll get the butter
You kneed it when you're a bit crusty.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

You've ruined it now.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Sorry, that was a bit half baked.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

D'ough!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Watch out for him, he always takes the path of yeast resistance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)