Morning B3TA people who aren't doing real things. I' ve a job on today
I want togo back to bed. Meh. Perhaps coffee will help. When did a drug last help you?
Alt, holiday ideas please. I have spare time and dosh, looking to go early.December. YM's cavern is not an option
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 8:40, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

im on the train to the smoke!
Solo baysh here we come!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Hope you find some friends Reg.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

i carnt Talk r

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I am terrifically bored at work :(
Alt: dunno, ain't been on a proper holiday since 2008 and no time off for a year. I have to use a fucking dictionary to remember what a holiday is. I'd like to go to Easter Island and see those stone chaps. And I'd like to go to Petra. And somewhere sunny and quiet, dunno where. Anywhere. *sigh*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Cheerful tit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

:-D
I'm alright, just could do with not being at work!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You know them statues right.
What are they supposed to be doing there?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Just keeping en eye out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Did you know they face inland?
I always imagined they were looking out to sea.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Jason Pierce out of Spiritualized looks like an Easter Island head.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Not seen him, if I do I'll say,
"Statue?"
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Finished fitting a garage door this morning and
condemned a broken light fitting at the in-law's.
Late breakfast now with a cup of builders.
Three lots of permanent drugs...helping? Who knows.

Oh , and having a minor tiff on QOTW
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Caribbean

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Did you go of your own accord?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)

In a Honda?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I'd prefer Chun Li, myself

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Whereabouts?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

The Doris has been throwing up all morning
This has nothing to do with your question, just thought I'd let you know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Morning sickness. You've got her up the gut.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I think the 8 pints of cider, gin and tonic and iffy kebab might be to blame.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

be to blame. have caused me to forget to stick a condom on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I should start knitting mate.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I've gotta go to a fucking Halloween party tonight.
That'll be assuredly shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Spooky, I was just thinking the same thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Get someone else to wear your mask, they'll never know.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

My local has a Halloween party tonight.
Their 'drinks offers' include some bottles of lager 'in a bucket', like that's a USP.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

You mum's clunge is the bucket in question.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

So would you prefer a baby boy or baby girl?
What does Doris think the chance of twins are?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Which reminds me,
Tell YM I want my Nebuchadnezzar back if she's fished it out of her murky depths yet.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

She can get a Melchizedek in there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Halloween is for cunts. Discuss.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Nothing more to say, you're spot on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I too, have to do this.
The wife is asking me what I'm wearing and getting annoyed when I say 'jeans and tshirt'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I've been feeling like I'm on happy drugs all morning
I woke at 7am in a positive mood, went in to town and bought some books and I still feel like the world is a good place. Weird

alt: I went to Russia last year for Christmas, it was ace and I want to go back there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I was going to say I'd like to go there, then realised my list of places I *don't* want to go is a lot shorter.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

put it at the top of your list
St Petersburg is charming and strangely like old European places (I think I'd like that better in summer) and Moscow is full of enormous and beautiful things and wears snow well. I went to a nuclear bunker there and played with a Kalashnikov
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Didn't know Kalashnikov had any kids.
groan
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

instantrimshot.com/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

alright
A man is coming round to quote me on new kitchen flooring.

Stay tuned for more exciting updates from Plummington D!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

What's up with the old one?
Covered in Oz blood and guts I shouldn't wonder
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

it's just old and tatty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

A bit like the aforementioned.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Rob F*irh*lme is a bit of a knob, innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I've got to go to a baby shower
There won't even be any booze.

However I am going out for voddies tonight thank feck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Baby showers are.for cunts. Discuss.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Yes they are
discussion not required.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Do I get pretentious points?
I'm off to a poetry reading tonight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Jakarta?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

no, she went of her own accord

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

+ massive drugs + supermodels
of in
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Bets are on!
Liverpool
Man U
Derby
Forest
Peterborough

All to win, will return the Doris just under fifty quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I have the ambitious
Bolton
Leicester
Reading
Orient
Sheffield United
MK Dons
Morecambe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I bet you don't win anything.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I think the Doris has a chance of winning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I honestly would have no idea. But I trust you, so I'm putting my life savings on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Well you'll need the money; nappies aren't cheap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

hahaha
If I was to father a child over the next year it would be a mutant after the treatment I've had this year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

after the treatment I've had this year.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

idiot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Quick and vicious hurricane expected.
That'll sort the fire :-)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Bear Pookie is a cunt. Discuss.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 17:16, Reply)

why the hostillity between you two?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Because he's a prick.*
*(I don't think this at all, really)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)