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( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*sad fives*
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

bitchfest about how each of us isn't out shagging random *gender of choice* and drinking lots of beers and taking lots of drugs and making fools of ourselves and drowning in a pool of our own vomit and blood while trying to get our underwear back on
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

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( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I only go out to clubs on Fridays if I'm changing records in exchange for drinks and money.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)

( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Saturday nights usually involve a couple of grams of mdma, deep house, afterparty and getting to bed at 10am.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Loads of money around an' all.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Just had a wonderful meal an' all.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)

( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)

eating a crocodile pizza until it bursts
the world is better that way
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I ordered via the 'app', it told me when it was ready and my name was on a screen for everyone to see. I can't fault it.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)

And the delivery driver was a short haired dyke, blasting out cheap and nasty dance music from her car.
I complained about her as well as the pizza.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I collect as it's a couple of minutes away, then I don't have to tip some prick on a moped.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

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( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

and an inability to act appropriately in any given situation
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

So I complained.
I also mentioned the cavalier attitude of the delivery driver and 'her' mobile disco blaring out Swedish House Mafia.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Just shit taste in music, a scrofulous accent and a lesbotic haircut.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I wouldn't know. But assume most women taste in the same ballpark.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Ruling her kingdom of sweaty, virginal Milton Keynesians with a pleather fist.
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

All sorts of other debilitating shit mate
( , Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)
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