All good ta. How about you? You pop-collared-red-trousered twat. xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yea. Not bad
Had a stinking cold over the weekend, I kept waking up feeling like I was being waterboarded
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)

I've got some orange dungarees you can borrow.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)

You work for B&Q?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I'd love a job in the old fart's section
advising young whippersnappers about grouting.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I heard he got fired for turning up in a brown coat and insisting on standing behind a counter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Got any Os?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)

I got banned from B&Q
I walked in and some old bloke in the orange jumpsuit asked me if I wanted decking.

I got the first punch in, but you need to be careful. They're cunts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Oh Jeffery, jeffery, jeffery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)

He had an excuse, plastered.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Well that makes a change from LTI

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:52, Reply)

You love it when I say your name

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)

You love it when it's stroked gently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)