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Totes just deleted my posts to stop Vag getting 100 posts.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:40, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
NO FUCKING GREASE IS STILL ON AND I WANNA GO TO THE PUB

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Then GO to the fucking pub, you pussy-whipped homo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:48, Reply)
It's a polite click from me for making an excellent point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
well quel fuckin surpise from cunty mcbitter & gang

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
So MTFU and GO to the pub.
What the shuddering FUCK is WRONG with you? Are you glued to the sofa with your own tears at the realisation that reknowned bender Travolta is STILL more manly than you'll ever be? Even WITH his ridiculously high pitched voice.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
bit late, never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
So, I'm right then.
Do I win £5?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:48, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:02, Reply)
:(
THIS COMPETITION IS A SWIZZ!
:(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Stuj *nods*
I don't think Doc Frog is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:13, Reply)
'Ning The LOVELY Harters.
It was probably in the small print.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:15, Reply)
That Frogs got a evil side to him no doubt
Can I book some snow for Christmas? I know you MET people can hook a brother up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
I'll see what I can do.
Just 'cause it's you asking and that.
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:31, Reply)
*skips in a circle*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Well played AB
So what's the scoop on mince's flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
It' a pre-emptive flounce.
Apparently he totes fucked Swipe in the bogs of Pizza Hut after his wife left him and has left before anyone found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Did they find a bag of viagra on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
That, and a lolly stick.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Apparently Swipe has said that Monts was 'even better than Chompy'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
At the point of climax she shouted 'fill me up with your little crack babies'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
and then she booked an appointment with rent-o-kill

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I think you may have failed in your aim.
Good idea though, he is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm off to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
^TGGI^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)
ME TOO FUCKING FINALLY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Well that explains where my important posts went

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
sho nuff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
i ate a squirrel
it was nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Please fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
aww, bless
he's all grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
What's with all the cavy hatey lately, battsy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Basically, Battered is a woman-hating angry alcoholic.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
He's like Emvee who's lost his favourite transformer and has gone out on a bender to drown his sorrows.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Whilst standing in a pot hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)

on with
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
She said no
And Cavy ain't normally that picky
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Do you reckon that Cavy would suck off Ch*mpy?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Who wouldn't?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)
This is terrible.
But still better than anything Stibbins or Vag have to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Glad you cleared that up I was trying to work out who Bag was

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
What was it like?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)
A chocolate free Topic bar I'm guessing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
is it wrong to feed pigs ham sandwiches?
I did this earlier and was told it was so cannibal. I say bollocks, the fuckers eat anything.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Yes
(Stibbins, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Depends how harrowsed you got while you were doing it.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)
It did a cute grunt so I chucked it the remnants of my nomwich. It seemed happy enough.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Rainogeddon here tonight.
:D
HAWKWIND tomorrow Badgey!
:D
Yes, I AM a disgustin' ole hippy.
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
The Hawks are excellent live.
Not seen 'em for a good few years now, though I did see Space Ritual a few years ago supporting Gong.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:13, Reply)
you seem to know your stuff around here,
who here is a pedo and who here is a tory and who here is both
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:10, Reply)
It's probably safe to assume most here are both

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Freefair.
Admitted to wanting to fuck 15 year olds, loves the conservative party.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)
i guess fucking vulnerable people is in line with tory principles?
am i right?
get it?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Swipe is that much of a fat self-obsessed Sloane she's definitely a Tory.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Bit controversial.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Oh come on, all that scat play and hanging around with appalling Rodneys..
…hopeless dullards and closet homos. That's every Tory MP's wife, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Really?
*takes notes*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Basically, Swipe is Sam Cam, with a really bad cream cake habit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Even more so when you consider that 'self made woman' Sam Cam basically had everything paid for by her dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
i like the bit where they get shitloads of money just for owning shitloads of land thanks to stuff they arranged for themselves in europe

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I read that as coke habit,
Her dad was something in the city wasn't he? I forget what and can't be arsed to google.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
she's a lawyer, isn't that sufficient evidence?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:17, Reply)
My old brief was a total leftie.
Card carrying member.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
a liberal?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Communist Party.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:46, Reply)
dear me
the bar exam must be very lax these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Bitchin' kitchen on food network is the best thing on TV at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Alright Hare how's it hanging?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Are you on about my testicles?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:51, Reply)
No but I can be if you want me to.
I meant how are you, generally. The correct answer is "like a baby's arm" btw.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)
all good thanks BP, you?
Seeing as we are discussing my testicles one got stick to the sofa earlier, no need to thank me for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Are you nude on your sofa?
Yeah ok, just coming down with a cold. Legal shit happening too which is a pain in the arse.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Now thats an image that would help anyone on a diet.
So basically your being buttfucked by a lawyer?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)
No I'm doing it myself.
Legal work not the buttfucking. I'm not paying those fucking gimps a penny.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I'm sure if you ask, Rory and Swipe would gladly give you a few pointers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:15, Reply)
i didn't knoe Rory was a brief.
I think if I asked him anything he'd post his wankdreasm bash pic of me, and call me a washed out slob.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Blimey, if he thinks you're a washed out slob what his view on the likes of Boyce and Stunned?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Other than 'Boyce has never washed anything in his life', obis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
I think you have Rory all wrong
He secretly craves your attention and approval, just gaz him I'm sure he'll help
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Personally, I'm a big fan of Rory's no-nonsense approach to the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
I don't think that I would still post here if it wasn't for the love and support
He's given me throughout the years
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
he's a great big teddy bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
The constant posting of pics of me is a bit worrying.
He may be after cock and bum fan Hare, you never know.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
folk take Rory a lot more seriously than he takes himself

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:29, Reply)
I try not to take anyone on the internets seriously.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Given how well known his MO is, I am amazed that people still take him seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Gvp *nods*
He's a total cunt but he's my type of cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:34, Reply)
And Rory is and all
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Needy prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 7:29, Reply)

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