Afternoon internets.
Drinking by yourself is a slippery slope Mr Cow.
*makes drinky hand motion*
I is full of the cold, am self medicating on hot water, lemon juice, honey and a dash of medicinal scotch. Colds are shite, especially when it's nice and sunny outside.
What's everyone's weekend been like, or is it too late to ask that?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

considering it's "just" a cold
it is surprising how fucking rotten they can make you feel. esp as you feel bad before the symptoms - once you've started sneezing and coughing, you usually feel a lot better. evil little bastards.

on the other hand, manflu.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Manflu vs. women with hangovers.
Which is the more pathetic?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)

manflu

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:40, Reply)

... is the WRONG answer, I'm afraid.
Oh swipey - and here's what you could have won:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)

wow, more nothing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:49, Reply)

You're understandably disappointed. Try turning to drink.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

i've tried that many times
but i'm just not very good at being an alcoholic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)

You're not trying hard enough.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Go in hard or go home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Just a shit cold I'm afraid.
I'm in the headache/snot/sneeze aprt of it now, should have sweated the cunt out in a few days. Chili for tea then :)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I had a banana milkshake so mine was pretty ace, as you can imagine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I bought chocolate milkshake
All is now OK with the world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:56, Reply)

The pleb I was with yesterday had a chocolate and banana one.
Yeah, in one glass! I know! Disgusting.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

hmmm
That could actually work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I tried a bit, it was rank. It was either a shit banana one, or a shit chocolate one.
No good can come of this.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)

i think it would work brilliantly
I think he is a rank mouthed pleb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)

This does not surprise me, you greedy bastard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)

just because you have plebby tastebuds that can't cope with a sophisticated combination of more than one flavour at once

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Only dopey birds insist on putting chocolate with everything.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)

WHAT IS THERE IN LIFE THAT CHOCOLATE CANNOT IMPROVE?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:24, Reply)

CRISPS DESPITE SOME OTHER PEOPLES STRANGE ASSERTIONS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:28, Reply)

socks.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Colds are shite. They don't serve any biological purpose - they're like wasps.
They just turn up, make you feel a bit shit, and then fuck off again. It's not like they kill anyone or anything.

Also - people who say "I've got/had 'flu" when they've got/had a cold are REALLY fucking annoying - 'flu puts you on your back for a week. A cold is just an annoyance.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:37, Reply)

^ this ^
there is no such thing as "a touch of flu"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:41, Reply)

People who have time off work for a cold are pathetic wimps who will not survive the cull once I'm in charge.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)

*votes FROG*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Colds are only annoyances because we're highly resistant to them.
Europeans gave colds to native Americans and caused an epidemic, which killed scores of them. Boring fact bomb, there.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Also alcohol summat summat.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Go on then, just a drop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:06, Reply)